it was funny

“obese” and “hawt”
truly the best duo

Were they little kids?

the other people were

Y

cus it’s funny

Its not cool

you’re not cool

no, you’re a little shit

i cannot f**k 11 year olds

WTF?!

>i’m the dumb one
>you keep misusing grammar

You should 1v1 Guff. In Fortnite battle royale.

no
smash melee
final destination
no items
fox only

What? No. Just no King K Rool or Kirby. Everyone else should be fine.

i like cocaine

same

yay

No
Smash ultimate
Final destination
No items
Lucas only

just chose your characters...

Lucas

LeGuffGamerMemerYeetz: Lucas
Inertia.: Fox

i like cocaine

Then take a fu cking overdosage

you should do that but on whatever medication you have

Im not sick, but you have an eternal diagnosis of stupidity

guff, guff, guff...
we obviously know you have mental issues and you have to take medicine for them

Yes and no.

were you born premature? did your mother hesitate to have you?

Inertia, how old are you?

13

Ok. Your a similar physiques. I'm guessing you both male.

damn
you’d be wrong there mate

Your female?

or is guff female.

i’m female

I see. That is technically a disadvantage, because whether you like it or not, males are typically stronger than females. But I don't know what you both look like, so Guff could be a scrawny kid. Or you could be. I don't know. But you two should box.

i’m like, really scrawny, however i’m fast

u wot

No and no. You just dont have the knowledge to understand me. Youre too stupid.

how old was your mother when she gave birth to you

That is info i do not wish to share

cus she was like, 45

WAY YOUNGER THAN THAT

40

Im not telling you but thats nowhere close bitch

Lol do a boxing match.

I would kick her ass if you let me

How old are you, Guff?
Just a question.

11

You keep misusing your life opportunities

oops, you’ve already used that to death, try again!

I fu cking have not, im not the one who cant understand what the other is saying

you’re retarded dude
you keep spouting out random nonsense

Youre the retarded one you keep inhaling exactly what i clearly did not say

“inhaling”

-€- what?

not making sense again

Misunderstanding again

inhaling does not make sense in that sentence

It does.

how many chromosones do you have, man?

wow epic

final destination irl

guff is angry because i told him kirby was at the bong shop

Lol. 1v1 Guff irl.

i don’t want to 1v1 this man over kirby

Around 23 as that is the average amount

cus you’re not average
you very clearly have 47

What the fu ck are you trying to say? Thats only like 1 above average, ok then sure it could possibly be 47, whats your point?

okay yeah
it all makes sense now

Anything else, bitch?

Hey, don't call a women a bitch. You can get mad at her, but don't to far. You still must be a gentleman. Or gentleboy.

GENDER EQUALITY

Still, respect.

She no show respect, i no show respect

your extra chromosome must be really nice

I don't get what point youre making

Ok then, once again, anything else, bitch?

Guff isn't very nice to you.

your extra chromosome

Ok who said i have it? Who knows?

your behavior is strongly hinting towards owning one

yeah
that makes sense in your case
you’d obviously think that

Because its the average amount. That makes sense. Or at least, enough sense for your dumbass

I think he meant 23 pairs.

46. There we go. Problem solved. Why do you need to know?

Same.

Bruh

that’s illegal

for following the law

Dude i meant go fu ck yourself

does your mother know you are using bad language?

Does your ass know how cappy your brain is?

okay, so when you get mad, do you start not making sense?

No, when i get mad, i start being too smart for your tiny brain to understand

balls

Ohok

balls

ah, you’re a special kind who thinks he’s smart, so special

Im like a billion years ahead of you to the point where you think im the dumb one when your acting stupid.

balls