Who actually reads the title?

Heck sorry guys lol. I don't get notifications for imgflip so I completely forgot about this

*Mertizz watches her.*
"Uh, ma'am? You alright?"

Sinoka: A. Don't call me ma'am, *cough* B. Don't call an orc 'hulk'

"Sorry..."

(She sounds snappy but really she is just letting you know)

(Okay.)

Bastilan: what-

*Ty'Kami grabs Sinoka and steadies her.*

Ty'Kami: "Ey, you good?"

*holds onto ty'kami for balance* sinoka: never been better. Why? *coughs like 8 times*

Ty'Kami: "...I highly doubt that. You should come with me."

Logic: You okay?

Mat: you ok

Sinoka: God your tall... uh yea. It's just a scratch *litteral axe cuts on her leg*

mat: yeah I don’t think it’s just a scratch there’s a go***mn axe hanging out of your leg

Oh what the.. didn't see that

Mat: yeah

I should get that out of ma leg...

Vix: *he wore medieval armor, it seemed self-made* You alright, mate?

sinoka: "Never been better." *cough*

Vix: Yeah, that's a lie. Why'd they beat you up?

*shows him the orc tooth* cuz of this son of a gun

Vix: Well that's a bloody fine tooth.

Yes yes it is. I need it for somone who gonna give me 1000 gp's! Dunno why he'd spend that kinda money for a tooth but. To one themselves

Vix: Yep.

Ya put me into a roadblock lol. Don't know where to take this rp))

((Oof, I'll try to

Vix: The name's Vix, and not that I wanna get in people's business, but who's this man you gonna sell that to?

His name is Kyle crane. Ya know the type. Made of muscle. Deep voice. Kind of intimidating, he said that if I got him the tooth of Nroc wulf (the orc I ripped this tooth out of) he'd give me 1000 gold peices. And there was almost nothing else he said except that he wants it by tomorrow

(Was that a motherhyucking Dying Light reference)

Vix: That sounds bloody suspicious. What do ya think he'll do with it?

Same with Mr doodle man down there, I can't replay to your comment for some reason and yes it motheryuking is XD I best the game not too long ago and it's all I could think of)) well I don't really care what Kyle does as long as he gets me his money

Yiggdrashil: *he steps over to her* "are you okay?" (he is wearing robes with a shoulder set of spikes, with green flames emanating from them and a deer skull)

*almost has a heart attack when she sees him* OH MY G--- I've been worse...

"excuse me?"

What?

*the skull ignites in green fire* "did you just insult me?"

*eyes slit like a cat's* uh what? Nooo... hehe.... you know what I'm going to... you know what I'll get out your hair

SHE IS VERY SCARED))

*he starts growing taller and his hands turn black, his fingers start turning into clawed tips and his skin stretches tight over them, as robe he gets to is full height is a 10 foot tall deer headed monstrosity with blackskin stretched tight over bones, and organs hanging visibly from inside his ribcage*

sinoka: OMFG *opens portal behind her. ILL SEE YOU AROUND... WHEN I AM DEAD SO I DONT HAVE TO DIE FROM YOU. *jumps in but ends up just falling on you from another portal*

*he grabs her and holds up a hand with green fire in it* "a single touch of this your heart brain and soul."

incinerates*

....

Are you serious... FIRE DONT DO SHIT ON ME

"this isnt normal fire." *he flings a spark at a tree and it fuking explodes*

*pupils litterally shrink to the size of a molecule*

...are you a wendigo?))

(yes, but all the bones exposed, with black skin basically just stretched over it, so its held together, and the head is a hollow skull)

"no, im a turtle."

Wait wha. When I add )) it means I'm out of character bro. Wait your not a wendigo? You sure?))

(sarcasm)

Oh so you are this beast

"and now" *he tosses you on the ground, winding you, as he pulls out a 3 times larger than you and twirls it, instantly turning any grass it touches to ash* "you suffer a fate worse than death."

Bro you are powerplaying, I cannot do A N Y T H I N G))