Captain and Steve are rapping. You decide to watch.

Marine Thomas: *watches*

MT has a heart attack

Marine Thomas: *blasts UNSC suite and halo theme at max vol*

Thomas shrivels up and dies of cringe

Then I start twerking

T+S ignore

This is a video for reference
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o7lTi3TsHKg

Take note the name doesn’t necessarily mean that’s the rp

Cookie: *eating popcorn*

They keep rapping to Ugh

Cookie: i think they are doing this because captain forgot Steve's birthday...

(I still remembered that from the transfur rp lol)

Tankman notices cookie

Cookie: Hi Captain. Hi Steve.

Cookie: *still eating popcorn*

While it’s steve’s turn, Tankman says : “What the-“

Cookie: I just came here and saw you guys rap fighting so i am watching. is something wrong?

While tankman is rapping
Steve: “He forgot my birthday! :(“

Cookie: >:O *slaps tankman* HOW COULD YOU!? WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF STEVE FORGOT YOUR BIRTHDAY YOU NINCOMPOOP!?

Tankman: “IT’D BE FINE STFU ITS BUSY!”

Cookie: You are a heartless monster! >:c I also came here to give steve something *gives steve a large box*

Steve looks so happy

Cookie: I got your favourite flavour!

Steve: “Really?”

Cookie: Yup!

Steve is very happy

Cookie: :)

Steve starts doing cartwheels
Tankman: “Bro…”

Cookie: Maybe tou should be more considerate Tankman. -_-

Tankman: “…”

Cookie: Comon Steve! *she goes somewhere*

Steve follows

*they see there is a party made for steve*

Steve: “OH MY…”

Everyone: HAPPY B-DAY!

Steve: “AAAAAAA!!! I HAVEN’T HAD A PARTY IN YEARS!!!”

Cookie: This is why we did this for you! :)

Steve: :DDDDDD

*everybody brings in a HUUUGE cake.*

Cookie: This cake is specially made to taste like your favourite flavour of cake! it varies with different people!

*Steve opens the box and inside there was A GIANT BAZOOKA*

Steve smiles

Cookie: :>

Steve: “You got me a bazooka?? Oh my dayssss!”

Cookie: Ik you wanted one!

He bounces up and down happily
Steve:! “eeEeeeEeeeEeeeEee!”

Cookie: *looks to tankman* At lest SOMBODY HERE CARES ABOUT THEIR FRIENDS >:c

Tankman: D[]<

Cookie: Comon Steve let’s get cake!

Mario: *watches*

They rap to Ugh