SING A SONG OF SEVEN TO LORD TRUMP; FOR HE IS WISE... UH, NO... FOR HE IS GOOD... ERM... FOR HE IS HONEST... WELL... FOR HE RESPECTS US... SIGH... FOR HE KNOWS THAT HE WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN PRESIDENT WERE IT NOT FOR OUR GULLIBILITY AND A MASSIVE RUSSIAN MISINFORMATION CAMPAIGN. SO SING A SONG OF SEVEN,
FOR IN SEVEN DAYS LORD TRUMP WILL RETURN TO HIS THRONE,
AS PROPHESIED BY HIS FAITHFUL FRIEND, MR. LOUSY PILLOW GUY. FORSOOTH!
