This isn't a sword

He’s right, it’s “a really sharp and long one pronged fork”-Jaiden Animations.

That’s a four pronged fork

Pretty dang close

what

That blue jacketed guy was saying 'change my mind'

I agree with this statement. swords are merely just atoms from a heated up metal forged into a wieldable weapon. The term "sword" is wrong and should not be a nickname for this item.

Blue ouch stik