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dont you mean...

Then how can you speak it with proper grammar

*he

How can he

you know what time it is

It’s because Great Britain decided to conquer his home planet and taught Thanos how to speak English.

Lmao

English is the universal language

Move out of the way music! English is the new universal language

He is self taught so he could make clap backs to the English speaking superheroes

They translated the movie lol

its best not to think about it. i'd rather NOT have to read subtitles for a majority of characters, thank you.
also like theres probably some universal translator that exists for many languages. makes you hear in a specific language. probably not but that would be cool.
but yeah, for viewer convenience.