Comment, and I’ll respond as Kokichi Oma! (This can be a rp)

I have commit several war crimes

Nishinishi~ As if! I am the HEAD of a national crime syndicate, I would know about you!

You won't be for much longer
"Hostile ac-130 above!" Some dude near you

Kokichi; Oh? Is that a threat? *he laughs maniacly* Threating a Supreme Leader isn’t good for your health-~

*calls in every kill streak in all of cod history*
But I'm not done yet
*summons every boss from minecraft, RLcraft, calamity, and thorium*
How do ya like them apples

Kokichi; What the f**k

You were already dead
*you die, duh*

Kokichi: IM ALREADY DEAD I DIED A WHILE AGI

Weegee: Man, that 24-hour staring contest with that Purple Crown Thing was intense.

Kokichi; I know a liar when I see one, and that was Definitely a lir

Weegee: Huh? Well, well, well, what do we have here? If it isn't the internet's brand new plaything.

Kokichi: *laughs* Says a walking talking Italian second fiddle nicompoop

Weegee: Stars like you burn out fast. Trust me. I'd know.

Kokichi: I’m gonna live- till I die!!

Weegee: Tell me. What's my name?

Luigi?

Weegee: Wow. Woooooooow.

Kokichi: What? It’s not like you wouldn’t call me Grape Panta-

Weegee: My power level is over 9000... And you still somehow don't know my name? Pathetic.

Quinn (me): helo smol grape

Kokichi: *scoffs* What?!

Quinn: smol grape *hands kokichi some panta*

Kokichi: Well… *he snatches the panta* I don’t like this nickname

Quinn: sorry *headpats even tho kokichi and i are the same height*

Kokichi: Stop!!! *he shakes his head and grumbles* Fear me!

Quinn: you’re just too adorable i can’t help it

Nvm-(
Kokichi: It was a lie again!!

Quinn: buddy we have the same body build.

Kokichi: *stares at body*

Quinn: look. we’re both 5’1” and we’re both skinny af

Kokichi: Hm-

Quinn: hmm

Kokichi: Oh your right

Quinn: mhm

Kokichi: Anyway.

You wanna play a game

Quinn: what game

Kokichi: *stands waiting for you to click*

Quinn: *one final headpat*

The dv3 game lol- talking to the sprites*

?

(Click on him you were crying, so it exited)

Quinn: i just realized something

BRO I SOUND LIKE FUYOHIKO)

(XD)

Kokichi: F**K YOU

Quinn: *cri*

(STOP CALLING ME BABY GANGSTA)

(bebe gangsta)

Kokichi: Stop with the smol!!! I will f**k you up!

Quinn: ok. tiny

Kokichi: NO SMOL SYNONYMS

Quinn: bebe

Kokichi: I am the ultimate supreme leader!!!

Quinn: yeah i can see that but *huggo*

Kokichi: Let go of me!!!!

Quinn: *huggo*

Kokichi: That was just a lie…!

Quinn: smol

Kokichi: Get away cum dumpster!

Quinn: ok fine T^T *insulted*

Kokichi; *angrly drinks panta*

Quinn: *headpats*

Shadow duelll!

Quinn: huh?

*slams out a deck of cards*

Quinn: lemme guess. yu-gi-oh?

Kokichi: No!! You draw a card from the top of the deck, then I draw! Whoever has the lowest number, their soul gets sent to the shadow realm!!

Quinn: oh.

Kokichi; Cmon, Draw!

Quinn: *draws a card*

(Number?)

(it’s a queen. i’m using a random card generator)

Kokichi: Alright, my turn!

Kokichi; *draws a queen* …Huh?

Quinn: alright now what

Kokichi: Um…! Next game?

Quinn: ok

(Just copying free time events *lol

(pffft-)

Still waiting)

(wdym click on him)