Plane Crash

FIVE GUYS WERE ON A PLANE: A KID, A PREACHER, A DOCTOR, THE PILOT, AND JOHN STANKEY. THE PILOT CAME ON THE INTERCOM AND SAID "MAYDAY! MAYDAY! WE'RE GOING DOWN AND THERE ARE ONLY FOUR PARACHUTES ON THE PLANE. YOU DECIDE WHO IS STAYING BUT I’M JUMPING NOW!" THE DOCTOR SAID "I'VE SAVED LIVES MY ENTIRE LIFE SO I THINK THAT I SHOULD GET ONE." AND HE JUMPED. JOHN STANKEY SAID, "I'M THE SMARTEST CEO IN THE WORLD AND HAVE MADE AT&T LOTS OF MONEY TO TAKE CARE OF SO I SHOULD GET ONE" AND HE JUMPED TOO. THE PREACHER WENT UP TO THE KID AND SAID, "I'VE LIVED A LONG AND HAPPY LIFE AND I KNOW I’M GOING TO HEAVEN , SO YOU TAKE THE LAST PARACHUTE AND GO. THE KID SAID, "NO , YOU TAKE THIS ONE AND I’LL TAKE THE OTHER ONE. THE SMARTEST CEO IN THE WORLD JUST JUMPED OUT WITH MY BACKPACK."