Mario

P: “Excuse me?”

(Mario seems slightly startled.)
Mario: Oh! U-uhhh, hi!

P: “are you okay, sir?”

Mario: Y-yeah...! I'm, uhhh... I'm fine...

P: are you sure about that

Mario: Y-yeah...

P: “Okay..”

(All of a sudden, you hear a voice that sounds like Mario, but more robotic.)
?: Phase one error. Life still detected. Initiating Phase two.

P: image

(This thing appears, standing on Mario's back, and holding on to Mario's shoulders and head to not fall off. Mario is mostly unconscious, but conscious enough to still stand up.)

P: “OH LORD”
He instantly blasts it off

(You and Robo-Mario sing https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f5JHpIjjZlg. Every time a "ding-ding" sound effect plays, on the third beat of the sound effect, a sawblade attacks you. You have to dodge it.)

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(His voice is this keyboard noise in songs like fly of beelzebub)
P: raps good

(It is unaffected.)
Robo-Mario: Weak.

P: “UHHHHHHHhhHhHh”
It blasts again

Robo-Mario: Your weak blasts don't work on me.

P: “OKAY BOOMER”
A rocket comes out instead

Robo-Mario: None of your attacks work on me. Professor E. Gadd worked his hardest to make me impenetrable.

Robo-Mario: Nah, I can move. I just can't be destroyed.
(Robotic arms with sawblades on the end of them appear out of Robo-Mario's back.)
Robo-Mario: Which is too bad for you.

P: “Oh really? Try me.”

Robo-Mario: Now, I would just kill you. But today, I'm feeling generous. So, if you can beat me in a rap battle, FNF style, I'll spare you. But if you lose, you're dead.

P: “Either way I win, so whatever.”

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P: “So your just an immovable object.”

Larkfrost: "'ello gov'nor"

(Mario seems slightly startled.)
Mario: Oh! U-uhhh, hi!

Hru

Marine Thomas:

(Mario seems slightly startled.)
Mario: Oh! U-uhhh, hi!

Marine Thomas: hi