Holy f**king shit. I want to bang the Hungry Shark Mosasaurus so go***mn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the beach I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of him online. My dreams are nothing but constant f**king sex with Mr. Snappy. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Mr. Snappy’s tight Mosasaurus asshole. I want him to have my mutant human/mosasaurus babies even tho it’s impossible. F**k, my f**king mom caught me with the neighbor crocodile. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my phone. I might not ever get to see Mr. Snappy again.
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