I need to get to my discord acc

Here’s a ritual to help
1. If you are not ready, gain weight until you weigh at least 200lbs
2. Invest in lollicon stocks
3. Become a douchebag nobody likes
4. Waste your entire life behind a computer screen arguing with random ass people on the internet
CONGRATULATIONS! You are now a discord mod! You have no life no life job and your mom is about to kick you out of her basement. Until next time from 5 minute crafts

Instructions unclear. I am now wanted worldwide for war crimes and rape. Please help.

Ok this one should do it for sure
1. Sneak into Disney world at 3am
2. Brutally murder a guard. IMPORTANT NOTE: THEIR BODY WILL BE USED LATER
3. Go down Main Street USA singing the song God gave rock and roll to you
4. Go right outside where Cinderella’s castle is and sit on the ground Indian style IMPORTANT NOTE THE GUARD SHOULD BE PUT IN A SITTING POSITION AS WELL
5. Eventually you’ll face asleep no matter what
6. You might dream about anything but one thing will be sure a naked Mickey Mouse will be running around yelling I AM JUST A MOUSY WELCOME TO MY CLUB HERE HAVE GOOFY BUT NOT FOR VERY LONG
7. Sexually assault the mouse then kill him
8. You’ll be woken up instantly and it’ll automatically be day, the guards body will be gone and the crowds are forming in the park
CONGRATULATIONS! You are no longer a war criminal, you may enjoy the rest of the day at the park but you never ever ever go back period. See you next time on 5 minute crafts!

Instructions unclear. still wanted for rape.

Welp

Hold on let me go to their ritual page I’ll brb