Quinn: *heavy breathing* OH NONONO NOT DOING THIS AGAIN

Derp: STOP. STOP WITH ALL OF THAT SH*T. SMILE?! BEST FRIEND?! I HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOU A-

Trollface: Shhhh...

Quinn: *backs away in fear*

Trollface: To make you smile I need- ...hmm... do you hear that, Derp?

Derp: .......

Quinn: who the f**k are you talking to

Trollface: That sounds like somebody who isn't smiling...

Derp: ...what-

Quinn: *fear*

Derp: *still tied to a chair*

Trollface: They seem to scared to show up. Well... at least I can make YOU smile...

Derp: WHAT?!

Quinn: uhh…

*Trollface pulls a TV in front of Derp*

Derp: What-

Quinn: wtf is going on here

*Quinn can hear the TV making randomized music sounds*

Derp: What... the... I hear voices...

Trollface: What do they say Derp?

Derp: They say to... TO SMILE.

Quinn: you know what? i’m just gonna call the cops

*Derp looks horrified*

Trollface: Yes, Derp. SMILE.

Quinn: ok what is this? some sort of mental torture experiment?

Trollface: Why don’t you look for yourself?

Quinn: *terrified* no thanks i’m good

Trollface: Oh... but I’m sure Derp would love for you to join him...

Derp: N-NO! FIND DERPINA...

Quinn: *too scared to move*

Trollface: *approaches Quinn with a baseball bat*

Quinn: *sprints away* nononononononononononono

*the tv turns off and Derp isn’t... himself.*

Quinn: *stops and turns to other way to turn the tv off without knowing it’s already off, avoiding trollface*

Derp: *S M I L I N G*

Trollface: *keeps following Quinn*

Quinn: *finds derp* ok you good- it appears that i was a bit too late

Trollface: Look how happy Derp is...

Quinn: *has the dawning realization that they f**ked up bad*

Trollface: You can be happy too. Just like Derp. And soon... his dear DERPINA...

Quinn: *yelling at the top of their lungs* I F**KING REFUSE! *runs away screaming*

Trollface: ...oh. He’s gone...

Derp: ...........

Quinn: *texting their mother*
The Text: mom i don’t think i'll be coming home tonight

*You find a photo on the floor*

Quinn: *stops to look at the photo*

*It seems to be a photo of Derp and Derpina*

Quinn: aww *puts photo in pocket and keeps running*

*You seemed to have escaped Trollface, you feel the need to find Derpina and tell her about what happened to Derp.*

Quinn: *texts their mom again*
The Text: MOM I’M GOING ON A QUEST

*There seems to be an apartment address on the back of the photo.*

Quinn: alright i know where to go *goes to the apartment address*

*You arrive at the place.*

Quinn: *knocks on the door frantically*

*Somebody walks up to the door*

Derpina: Derp? Is that you?

Quinn: *panting* no. but i have something to tell you

Derpina: ...Oh, alright. *opens the door*

Quinn: *dashes in and slams the door shut* ok… so derp was brainwashed by this guy in an alleyway and he would’ve gotten me too if i didn’t get out of there in time *starts rambling on about the situation*

Derpina: ...they got Derp... but... I’ve never seen the guy doing this in person, all I have is a blurred picture...

Quinn: and he’s after you next. i heard him say it. if i didn’t run away from the situation, derp would be okay

Derpina: But what did he look like?

Quinn: he was smiling very weirdly and it gave me some bad memories. like i’ve seen him before

Derpina: ...HE always smiled weirdly.

Quinn: who?

Derpina: His name was Trollface. We all called him Troll. He loved cracking jokes, playing pranks on people, and his favorite things to do, make dumb logic.

Quinn: ok

Derpina: But... something happened...

Quinn: what happened

Derpina: Troll had a mad crush on me, though Derp was already my boyfriend...

Quinn: oh so it’s a yandere type situation. go on.

Derpina: He got mad finding out I was with Derp. And then I found Derp on the ceiling. By the way this was a few years ago. Derp was covered in oil that day. Similar to the strange logic that Troll u- WAIT...

Quinn: what

Derpina: I think I’ve figured it out…

Quinn: what

Derpina: Recently a whole town of people went missing.

Quinn: ok

Derpina: A news reporter said the whole town was covered in oil.

Quinn: oil… i see where you’re going with this

Derpina: I think Troll is the one doing this... he went missing a few years ago.

Quinn: ok

Derpina: oh my...

Quinn: what

Derpina: ...thank you for telling me about this...

Quinn: no problem. so what do you want me to do now?

Derpina: Stay here for the night. It’s getting late.

Quinn: ok. but what if he comes?

Derpina: He won’t. He doesn’t know that I live here.

Quinn: but i think he saw me run over here

Derpina: He’s too stupid to do that.

Quinn: ok

Derpina: I’ll bring a blanket and a few pillows out to the couch for you. *walks away*

Quinn: ok. *paranoia intensifies*

Derpina: *places a blanket and some pillows on a couch*

Quinn: thank you

Derpina: Of course, it’s dangerous out there.

Quinn: ok :3

Derpina: Anyways, I’ll be in my room taking notes about what happened today. Thank you so much for telling me about what happened.

Quinn: np

Derpina: Good night. :) *walks away*

Quinn: good night *paranoia intensifies*

*It seems to be raining outside.*

Quinn: *paranoia*

*The rain seems a bit calming*

Quinn: *less paranoia*

*You feel the need to get some rest.*

Quinn: ok time for bed *i sleep*

*The next day…*

Quinn: *yawn* what decade is it?

Derpina: Uhm… what?

Quinn: sorry i’m just tired

Derpina: Oh… okay. I suppose you are hungry.

Quinn: yeah. you got toast?

Derpina: Yeah, I do.

Quinn: :D

Derpina: *walks over to a small kitchen* Got word from one of my agents helping me with this… Trollge thing. He’s gotten a victim of Troll out of the strange trance making him do these things.

Quinn: who got knocked out of the trance?

Derpina: We never got their name. But our agent’s codename is for some reason, “Blueballs”.

Quinn: blueballs. that sounds very familiar

Derpina: Yes, he brings his girlfriend everywhere. I also have another agent searching for Troll.

Quinn: O_O wait.

Derpina: Yes?

Quinn: a kid that brings his girlfriend everywhere? i rap-battled someone like that.

Derpina: Oh, wow. Was his hair naturally blue?

Quinn: yes

Derpina: Guess we’ve met the same guy. Don’t suppose you’ve met my other agent.

Quinn: who’s your other agent?

Derpina: Well, he looks like what would be Chara from undertale’s brother. Brown hair, and the exact striped shirt. I won’t go too deep into him… he is a bit too complex to explain.

Quinn: ok

Derpina: All I know is that he has a bunch of lookalikes.

Quinn: i don’t think i’ve met him

Derpina: Oh, well…

Quinn: or maybe i have and i just don’t know who you’re talking about

Derpina: Okay then… if I remember correctly his name was A- *the toast is finished* Oh, toast is done!

Quinn: wait i think i know who you’re talking about

Derpina: Hmm?

Quinn: is his name adam?

Derpina: Oh yeah! That’s it. *gives Quinn toast*

Quinn: *eats the toast* :D

Derpina: What’s with him though? He seems a bit sketchy…

Quinn: yeah idk. but we know each other

Derpina: And one of his lookalikes is the king of something if I remember correctly.

Quinn: cool

Derpina: And if they really are from another universe… this has probably turned into some kind of strange crossover, I dunno…

Quinn: maybe

Derpina: …I suppose that doesn’t matter though… *eats some toast*

Quinn: … d-do you think derp’s gonna be okay?

Derpina: He will. I’m sure agent Blueballs will be able to do something about it.

Quinn: ok. i’m just a bit worried

Derpina: ……

Quinn: what if everything doesn’t go according to plan?

Derpina: ...I don’t know...

Quinn: :<

Derpina: ...

Quinn: so what’s the plan?

Derpina: I don’t have one…

Quinn: well s**t.

Derpina: …

Quinn: what do we do

Derpina: …I don’t know…

Quinn: wait. i might have an idea

Derpina: …?

Quinn: *takes something out of their pocket and it forms into the thing in the image*
Kube (image guy): wuh?

Derpina: .-.

Quinn: it’s ok he’s nice
Kube: what happened while i was in there

Derpina: …

Kube: and who’s this? *points at derpina*

Derpina: Derpina.

Kube: that’s your name?

Derpina: Yes?

Kube: cool. i’m kube

Derpina: Cool.

Quinn: isn’t he adorable?
Kube: ^w^

Derpina: Uh… yeah?

Quinn: so here’s my plan. rap battle the affected

Derpina: …what?

Quinn: ik it’s stupid

Derpina: ……

Quinn: ?

Derpina: …Rap battle?

Quinn: yeah

Derpina: How would that-

Quinn: i have no idea.

Derpina: …

Quinn: that blue-haired kid beat my a** with that technique

Derpina: … *gets a call from somebody* ..?

Quinn: o_o
Kube: i think we’re dead

Derpina: *answers* Hello? Oh, have you found him? Oh… well… Derp became one of them sadly… …wait what? Okay, we’ll meet you there. *hangs up*

Quinn: what is it?
Kube: *paranoia*

Derpina: Adam called me… he wants us to meet him somewhere.

Quinn: ok. can kube come with me?
Kube: please?

Derpina: I don’t see why not.

Quinn: :D
Kube: :D

Derpina: …Alright, follow me. *walks outside*

Quinn and Kube: *follows*

*They walk into an empty city, while walking they see a bunch of leftover crates of oil*

Quinn: i have a bad feeling about this
Kube: same

*They walk to the top of some building and a man with a black jacket, brown hair, and a striped shirt*

Quinn: ?
Kube: ?

Adam: ……

Derpina: Adam?

Quinn: oh no. i’ve seen this in the movies. he’s gonna turn around and he gonna be lookin like a trollface.
Kube: yep.

Adam: *turns around looking completely normal with the iconic .-. face*

Quinn: oh. i was wrong.
Kube: *screaming*

Adam: What’s wrong with the smol shape thing?

Quinn: idk
Kube: *panik*

Adam: Anyways, about that mic you gave BF…

Derpina: Huh?

Adam: Instead of thwacking the victims with it he rap battled the victim… and… it worked.

Derpina: What-

Quinn: hehe my plan was put into motion and it worked
Kube: shut

Adam: Also, Trollge is in this area. He could be anywhere in any building….

Quinn: aw s**t you made my anxiety worse
Kube: —^—

BF: Bep

Adam: Oh-

Quinn: *startled*
Kube: HOLY SH-

Derpina: Hi.

BF: Beep

Adam: That mic is useful.

Quinn: *to bf* you again.
Kube: ?

BF: Beep!

Adam: It has something in it that is effective against trolls.

Quinn: …
Kube: ok

Adam: So... yeah.

Quinn: just gimme a second real quick *slaps bf* that’s what you get for beating me

BF: BEEP-

Quinn: sorry not sorry midget

BF: Bop! >:(

Quinn: shut

Adam: Both of you shut.

Derpina: …uhm…

Quinn: …
Kube: quinn calm down

BF: -.- Beep.

Quinn: *grumbles*

Adam: So it we find him, BF could easily knock ‘em out.

Quinn: hey what about me?

Adam: Uh…

Quinn: can’t i do something important?

Adam: *has no ideas*

Quinn: T^T

Adam: .-.

BF: Dream cosplayer

Derpina: O-o

Quinn: what-
Kube: huh?

BF: Beep boop (funny)

Derpina: Did he just-

Adam: He ballin’.

Quinn: i don’t even look like dream
Kube: >:T

Adam: Kay well… I’m gonna go before the GEA finds me. *vanishes*

Quinn: k bai

BF: Bep

Quinn: shut up blueballs

BF: BEEP! D:<

Quinn: >:T

GF: Uhm-

Derpina: …Anyways-

BF: AAAAAAAAAAA-

Quinn: yo bf why you screaming

BF: Beep boop. >:(

Quinn: oh i thought you saw trollface

BF: Ba beep bo

Quinn: hmm?
(i need translation)

BF: Beep boop (Why u hate me)

Quinn: i’m sorry you’re the one that insulted me during our rap battle

BF: Beep bop bo- (When did I insult you why u act like bob)

Quinn: oh. you probably don’t remember. sorry

BF: …

Quinn: and sorry for getting mad at you.

BF: Beep. (It’s fine.)

Quinn: *headpats*

BF: .-.

Quinn: so what can i do to help

BF: Beep (idk)

Quinn: ok

BF: … *hears something*

Quinn: *hugs boyfriend*
Kube: *hugs quinn*

GF: The heck-

BF: Bep-

Quinn: *scared*

BF: *walks downstairs*

GF: *follows*

Quinn: *follows*
Kube: *hides in quinn’s pocket*

Derpina: O-O|||

Quinn: oh no.

BF: >:|

Quinn: derpina what is it

Trollface: .........

Quinn: s**t b**ch RUN