Mountain Dew

Genocide
That’s a nice word
Feels good to say
Genocide

Yes I represent it as one of the 4 horsemen of death

*commits mass genocide on a village, then goes home to play minecraft*

1. Turns on Xbox
2. Loads call of duty
3. Kills 10 people
4. Plays call of duty

Ay bro what’s your kill count

Irl: 1920

Me irl: still at 1796

How long have you been genociding?

Only about a month

Yeah I’ve been doing it for a month and a half but most came from that first month, I’ve kinda slowed down of late

Nice. Who was the first person you brutally murdered?

I didn’t take up the hobby until I realized summer was gonna end

Yeah that’s why most people join, I joined cause my father did it and his father did it and his father did it

Ah so it’s a tradition

Well my first kill was actually a set of kills, attempted something easy so I tried the McDonald’s after I robbed the place I left and blew it up. So that’s how I got my first 13 confirmed kills

I robbed a Wendy’s, realized that they all saw my face so I ignited the bombs after I left

How many kills was that

Idk, but I guessed there were about 36 there, not counting the ones that were probably hiding behind the counter

Damn