FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, ASTRONOMERS HAVE DIRECTLY DETECTED LIGHT FROM BEHIND A SUPERMASSIVE BLACK HOLE. THE DISCOVERY PROVES ALBERT EINSTEIN'S THEORY OF GENERAL RELATIVITY WAS RIGHT — AGAIN. BUT SKEPTICAL REPORTERS KEEP ASKING A CONFUSED JOE BIDEN TO TURN AROUND SO THAT THEY CAN CHECK THE VALIDITY OF THAT SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE FOR THEMSELVES.