I WAS ONLY SEVEN YEARS OLD I LOVED SHREK SO MUCH I PRAYED TO HIM EVERYNIGHT THANKING HIM FOR MY LIFE SHREK IS LOVE I’D SAY SHREK IF LIFE MY DAD HEARS ME AND CALLS ME A F*GGOT I KNEW HE WAS JUST JEALOUS OF MY DEVOTION TO SHREK I CALL HIM A C**T HE SLAPS AND SENDS ME TO GO TO SLEEP IM CRYING NOW MY FACE HURTS SO MUCH IT’S SO COLD SUDDENLY I FEEL A WARMTH IT’S SHREK IM SO HAPPY HE WHISPERS IN MY EAR THIS IS MY SWAMP HE PICKS ME UP WITH HIS POWERFUL OGRE HAND AND PUTS ME ON HIS HANDS AND KNEES I SPREAD MY ASS CHEEKS FOR SHREK IM READY HE PENETRATES MY BUTTHOLE IT HURTS SO MUCH BUT I DO IT FOR SHREK HE ROARS A MIGHTY ROAR AS HE FILLS MY BUTT WITH HIS OGRE LOVE MY DAD WALKS IN SHREK SAYS IT’S ALL OGRE NOW AND HE FLEW AWAY SHREK IS LOVE SHREK IS LIFE