Pov you walk into a battlefield and see this

Cookie: is this a battle between Germany and Russia?

GF stares at you.”

Cookie: *snipes GF*

Tankman: “Nice shot!”

Cookie: Thx! Now its the toothpaste child left to finish off.

Tankman: “I like your attitude!”

Cookie: Thx! *snipes BF*

Tankman: “Finally they’re gone!”

Cookie: Yup.

Tankman: “You are a great soldier. I ought to get you some armor!”

Cookie: ok.

Tankman: “cool huh?”

Cookie: IK! :O

Tankman: “Wanna drive?”

cookie: YEAAAAAA

He tells you how to drive

Cookie: *nails it*

Tankman: image

Cookie: thx!

Tankman: “Let’s try some leadership. I’ll be in the turret, so tell me to aim at an enemy tank and fire.”

Cookie: mk.

Tankman: “Here’s your first assignment kiddo. Kill them.”

Cookie: *takes bazooka and aims it*

They don’t notice yet

Cookie: *shoots it*

GF notices and pushes BF out of the way

Cookie: I got the girl.

(No)

(Nvm)

Cookie: DAMMIT!

Tankman gets his ak47

Cookie: *gets a sniper*

Tankman: “Well we’re here.”

Cookie: mk.

Tankman: “Pick your gun first, since the helmet is based on the gun.”

Cookie: *takes a Tomphson* >:3

Tankman: “Cool, now take this helmet.”
He give you a helmet.

*it was a black and white helmet with cat ears on it*

Cookie: AW YEAAAAA

Tankman: “So lemme take ya for a tour in the tank.”

Cookie: Okay! :D

They get in a tank

Cookie: Woah!

Tankman: “You are a strong person, arent ya”

Cookie: Yea?

Tankman: “Wanna help in the cause?@

Cookie: What kind?

Tankman: “one for land”

Cookie: sure. Who do i kill?

Tankman: “Anyone who isn’t wearing black and white”

Cookie: Like that boy with Cyan hair and his girlfriend? *points to BF and GF*

Tankman: “F*cking hell the simps are back.”

Cookie: ._.

A mine explodes in the distance

Cookie: !?

You see men in trenches

Cookie: YUP THIS IS WAR BETWEEN GERMANY AND RUSSIA!

A tank fires in the distance

Cookie: *takes a bazooka and shoots some men with it*

You hear “AEEUGH”

Cookie: SCORREEE!

A tank arrives.

Cookie: Oh fudge…

The barrel aims at you

Cookie: *shoots the barrel with the bazooka, disarming and blocking it*

You hear frantic running inside

Cookie: *aims bazooka*

You hear loading

Cookie: *shoots bazooka into the tank*

It explodes

Cookie: DOUBLE KILL!

There were 5 people inside

Cookie: QUINTUPLE KILL!!!!

An enemy tank rolls in

Cookie: I see an enemy tank in the north! FIRE!

“Roger!”
You hear a whirr from above then a boom, and another at the enemy tank.

Cookie: WE GOT HIT! I REPEAT! WE GOT HIT!

“Relax, that’s the turret shot.”

Cookie: no seriously..... *there was a dent at the outside of the tank*

Tankman: “Okay… don’t worry. This tank is, well, a tank!”

Cookie: ok....

He fires again

*the enemy tank explodes*

Tankman: image

Cookie: ok *follows tank man to the armoury

Tankman: “So watcha doing around these parts?”

Cookie: I was just bored with nothing to do until I saw your battle and thought this was a war between Germany and Russia.

Tankman: “Why those two?”

Cookie: well....because WW2 :P

Tankman: “Well how did you wound up here?”

Cookie: idk really.....I just zoned out while walking...

Tankman: “Huh.”

Cookie: what do you expect!? I was bored -_-

Tankman: Great first tank ride! Let’s park and get off.

Cookie: ok

They drive down into safe territory

Cookie: I just love this :3

Tankman: “You really belong here, don’t you!”

Cookie: ik! Btw if you want to destroy an enemy tank shoot into the barrel twice. The first one will block the barrel and the second one will make things go BOOM

Tankman: “You are a great soldier!”

Cookie: thx!

Tankman: “I think I wanna promote you..

Cookie: really? Wow!