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Bidoof: I am the real god.

Lady Arceus: Ok but did i ask?

Bidoof: You can get caught by an 11 year old. There is infinate of me in every universe there is only one of you,

Lady Arceus: ..........F**K YOU DUMBASS BEAVER!

Bidoof: I’m actually a plump mouse -v-

Lady Arceus: whatever, same thing

Bidoof: And I’m too cool to have r34 of me. That’s why I have none

Lady Arceus: I dont mind rule 34 of me too much, but alyssa on the other hand....
*Meanwhile on earth alyssa was chasing a r34 artist with a baseball bat*

Bidoof: What ever ARCOOS

Lady Arceus:......ok then......

Bidoof: I am more loved by the community!

Lady Arceus: I CREATED YOU!

Bidoof: Who’s fault is that!?!

Lady Arceus: *Pissed off llama in a fence noises*

Bidoof: So how did you get stuck in a fence? Like aren’t you a god?

Arceus: Wouldn't you like to know dumb f**kin rat

Cooper: *bows down*

Lady Arceus: Dude you dont have to bow lol

Cooper: oh ok *stands up*

Lacy Arceus: thx

Cooper: np

Lady Arceus: Soooooooo.........You like dubstep?

Cooper: hell yeah

Lady Arceus: HELL YEAH DUDE! Hi im Ghost and Virtual Riot are f**king AWESOME!

Cooper; you can say that again

Lady Arceus: Also Beastboi and DVEIGHT

Junior: *saitama ok*

Lady Arceus:.......k then