Basic Human Pettiness, Envy, And Resentment Personified

“HOW DARE ANYTHING EVER BE ANY LESS DIFFICULT FOR ANYONE ELSE THAN IT WAS FOR ME! HOW DARE YOU RECEIVE A COSTLY MEDICAL TREATMENT THAT I DON’T ALSO GET FOR AN AILMENT THAT YOU HAVE AND I DON’T!”; “HOW DARE ANYBODY EVER BE GIVEN ANY OPPORTUNITY TO BECOME ANY LESS OF A MISERABLE, SELFISH, NARROWMINDED, SNIVELING QUIBBLER THAN I AM!”