I have no idea what you're talking about officer!

thats true

I need more "hamburger"....

did you just kill my girlfriend?

Are you dating my neighbor's collie? I've said too much...

I'm kidding

I was kidding too. That's right... just kidding...

Yes. And your whole family. They’re dead and I cremated them and put them in a pepper container

Don’t lie… you don’t have a girlfriend

It was a joke

Just like your life

r/shooooosh

Agreeable

If you don't tell anyone WHERE the meat came from I'll give ya a doggie bag of meat to take home!

I’m in

Yes

Chinese people:

W H Y ? Doggos are the backbone of society.

Ah, yes. Kanibalizzmem.

Yesh

Still tastes great!

*The cop when he sees all the free burgers*