DEMISEXUALS BE LIKE; MAKING A NEW FRIEND; CRUSHING ON SAID FRIEND; SPENDING TIME WITH NEW CRUSH AND DISCOVERING THEY ARE BEST FRIEND MATERIAL; FEELING YOUR LOVE FOR THEM GROW IN A PERFECTLY PLATONIC WAY; REALISING YOU'VE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH YOUR ENTIRELY PLATONIC NEW BEST FRIEND; RETIRING FROM SOCIETY TO LIVE AS A MONK