i can't breathe XD

XD

XDD

XDDDD

ohok

lmao

Now cook it so it can be consumed

*yeets it into the Insta Pot*

Now we wait

yes
[somehow manages to burn it in an Insta Pot]

You failed at cooking a baby

damn ;-;

Now we have no food

Oh, but I do. *knocks you out*

*throws the bag into a ravine*

*pushes you into the ravine*

*climbs out*

*pushes you down*

*takes you down with me*

*climbs out*

*same*

*sits*

Sitting is for normies *starts bloody levitating*

*commits void*

w 0 w

*commits yeetus deletus*

byeeee

bye

hol up ur joking right

About what

n v m

I am

oh kk cool

Ye

First I slapped a babies ass, now i threw it into a ravine

It’s teue

unfortunately it is u perv

I’m not the villian in this story, I did what I did because there was no other choice

GIVE ME CONTEXT

They can hear us

who lad w h o

They

who?!
the ppl my paranioa makes up?
the M16?
Soviets?
the FBI?
My mother w/ my report card that shows i got a D in math?
W H O

they are coming

[River.exe has stopped]

*fixes*

*stops again*

*fixes permanently*

*self destructs*

*makes another*

*that fails bc I'm irreplaceable 💅🏽*

*replaces*

WTF DO U MEAN

I mean I didn’t have a choice I had to slap it’s ass

*does it anyway*

ok yk wht just stfu i am losing a brain cell again

Not like you had any

8is 2 tired 2 even counter that* aight neat

haha

ur one 2 talk, perv

shhh

NO I WILL NOT ShHHhHhhH

Shhhhhhhhh

don't tell me wht 2 do boy

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, they are coming

who?

they are coming

*proceeds to scream bloody murder*

They are here

abt time

shhhh

STOP F**KING TELLING ME 2 ShHHhHH

They can hear us

[is so done w/ this shite]

They are aware