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Brett: These kids???

Grace: (your crush) yes

"I babysit them already... Didn't end well."

Oh well

"Uh, what do you wanna do guys- Want me to order snacks or something?"

Kaite: TRUTH OR DARE!!

"Oh god- I guess Truth or Dare me-"

Yay

"Grace. T or D?"

Katie: no I ask her

*Brett Shrugs*

"Go ahead."

Grace: dare
Katie: *smirks* I dare you to kiss him

*Brett closes his eyes for a few seconds and blushes.*

"My god. This is so awkward."

Katie: you have to do it
Grace: ugh fine *kisses him*

*The kiss lasted for a few seconds, and both let go, Brett pretty much enjoyed it*

"Uh- Who's n-next..?"

You

"Okay then. Somebody T or D me-"

Hayley: T or D

"Uhh, I'll go with truth-?"

Hayley: do you have a crush on grace

"Uh, not sure."

*He looks down and gently blushes. His cheeks are slightly red*

You have to say

"No..."

Ok next

"Who's next though?"

kasper: hey- uh... kids!

Grace: (your crush) why do we have to babysit them?? Ugh

kasper: what? theyre cute. *talking to the kids* whats your names?

Grace: but they are the biggest trouble makers ever
*the one with the different color eyes*: I’m Hayley
*the other one*: I’m kaite

kasper: they look pretty innocent to me... well, whos hungry?

*the both yell ME!!*

kasper: well i guess we could get mcdonalds

*both* ewww

kasper: i thought all kids liked happy meals though..?

Kaite: eww no they are bad we only like expensive lobster
Grace: *rolls her eyes* see I told you

kasper: well i can only afford mcdonalds, so unless you want to starve, i sugest you get in the car

Hayley: *sticks her tongue out* no

kasper: well.. *takes out phone* i guess i can call your mom and say youre refusing to eat

Kaite: ok you’ll be the one getting in trouble

kasper: i dont find how relevant lobster is. you wanna just.. eh... eat grilled cheese or something? i can put lobster in it-

NO I NEED PLAIN LOBSTER OR ILL CRY

kasper: good. cry. literally cry over the same shit everyday. ima go watch tv, you play or something. im done with gen alpha

*they both cry and scream very loudly and all the neighbors are angry and bang on the door

kasper: oh. my. god. *opens door* i am so sorry they are just really sassy and-

Neighbors: and what? What’s your excuse?

kasper: THEY LITERALLY WANT 100 FVCKING DOLLAR LOBSTER AND IM NOT GOING TO MAGICALLY INVEST IN A LOBSTER BUISSNESS ANY DAY NOW

Neighbor: why did you even want to babysit them

kasper: because i wanted to molest them. WHAT ELSE? IM TRYING TO MAKE FVCKING MONEY SO I CAN AFFORD RENT AND MY TUITION BECAUSE APPARENTLY MY PARENTS ARE DEAD

Neighbor: chill

kasper: okay, ill chill if you go away *slams door shut*

Grace: *watched what happend

kasper: liked the show?

Grace: yeah I admire that about you

kasper: *blushes* some people dont. *goes back to the living room*

Kids: we need lobster

kasper: what you need is to stop being spoiled

Kids: no *you look at the clock and it is 11:30

kasper: *picks them up* well now its time to sleep. ill make milk for you if you want

No

kasper: ok. *sits them down* lets play a game. uhm... whoever is the loudest loses, and the winner that is the quietest gets all the lobster they want. deal?

Deal *they don’t talk*

kasper: *goes into kitchen and makes coffee* i cant stand children

*the kids fall asleep*

kasper: *sips coffee* i am so glad i had little sisters

Grace: *walks in* bad news

kasper: holy f**k what now.

Well their are 2 beds and the kids are using one of them so that means we have to sleep together

kasper: *turns red* uhm... ill pass. im nocturnal anyway. *sips coffee*

No u aren’t you need sleep it’s only one night trust me I don’t want to do it either

kasper: i think i can handle one more all nighter. i have caffine. i have my computer. ill just sleep on the couch if i want to

There is no couch

kasper: im fine on the floor

Ok if you change your mind I’ll be in the bed *leaves*

kasper: *sighs* FINEEEEE

*laying In the bed*

kasper: *lays down*

*sleeping*

kasper: *goes on phone and notices a message*

*sleeping*

kasper: *sits up fast* no. no.

*the moment wakes her up* h-huh?!?

Kasper: *gets up and puts shoes on*

What is it?

kasper: nothing. *runs to front door*

Ok

*grace hears yelling*

*listens*

kasper: GET AWAY. I DONT WANT YOU HERE
???: come on, i cant just be with you again?
kasper: I AM LESBIAN. GO AWAY BEFORE I MAKE YOU

Huh? *keeps listening*

???: we cant have fun again?
kasper: NO. GO AWAY THERE ARE KIDS IN THIS HOUSE
???: oh really?

*listens*

???:whose are they?
kasper: theyre... theyre mine. and my girlfriends.
???: what?

*panic* what?!? *listens*

???: oh. and what are their names
kasper: my kids names are hayley and kaite.
???: what about your girlfriend?

*listens*

kasper:...grace. her name is grace.
???: fine. bye then.
kasper: dont come back asshole

Grace: but-

kasper: AH- oh- hi grace. we should get inside-

Uh ok

kasper: *goes inside*

*follows

kasper: *grabs coffee*

*the kids jump on her at 4am and wake her up

(THEMMMM-) kasper: oh my god.

Kids: wake up!!

kasper: fineeeee. do you want pancakes or smth

French toast with Carmel

kasper: how the fvck do you even make that

Make it now

kasper:UGHHH. GRACEEEE

…

kasper: *sips coffee*

*goes back to bed*

kasper: *sits down n the living room and goes on their computer*

*falls asleep*

kasper: *falls asleep while on computer*

Fine then I know a good secret to tell her *they run to grace*

kasper: guys. no. GET BACK HERE *chases them*

*they lock the door*
Kids: grace
Grace: what
Kids: you know kasper?
Grace: yeah
Kids: well she has a crush on you
Grace: really?

kasper: DUDE IM FVCKING NONBINARY YOU LITTLE SHITS

Kids: no you like her

kasper: oh. my. god. I AM NOT A GIRL.

Kids: never called you one

kasper: bro you called me a her

Kids: I said you like her

kasper: well, you called me a she, and i might have a gender identity crisis rn

Kid: SHUT UP BITCH

kasper: LANGUAGE, YOU LITTLE SHIT

Bla bla bla

kasper: *kicks open the door*

*they run^

kasper: *catches them and sits them down* you guys are going to sit here. and be quiet.
im getting lobster

Yay!!!

kasper: *30 minutes later she comes out with lobster shaped pancakes* i guess i didnt pick to major art for nothing

Ugh I want just lobster not pancakes

kasper: you can have it for lunch just eat it

No *they don’t eat*

kasper: i guess no lobster for lunch then

I can’t eat pancakes

dude i even made them egg and dairy free

No

kasper: then dont have lobster for lunch then

Ugh we aren’t allows to eat pancakes

kasper: who said that

My parents

kasper: well im in charge now

But I’ll die

kasper: how tho

Eats some and starts dying

kasper: YOU HAVE TO FVCKING CHEW

*dying*

kasper: oh my- *does the heimleck*

*still dying*

kasper: ugh- STOP THE DAMN ACT

*stops breathing*

kasper: WHAT THE F**K

*heart rates slows*

kasper: CALL 911 GRACE

*Grace punches her super hard and she vomits up the pancake and starts breathing

kasper: I TOLD YOU YOU HAVE TO CHEW

No

kasper: i am done with these children

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