Me and the bois arriving to save Xentrick from the Clorox Chan.

Members of the Crew:
Me (Lando Norris)
SilverTheHedgehog9 (Silver)
Surlykong69
KurlySong96
Meme Man
MascedMan
My secretary
Unsee Juice Bird
Shadow
Neutral Anime Penguin
Possum
60 Crusaders
100 regular Anglos
1000 regular Americans

About time!

Me: Use all the guns.
Clorox: YOU DARE! I’LL KILL YOU WITH THE BLEACH!
Me: Chill, you bleach!

KurlySong96: get the goggles!

Xentrick: Is knocked out by Silver by accident.
Silver: Oh s**t!
Me: WRONG TARGET! God, why did I not hire Eminem and Rick Astley?

At least Rick astley can shoot!

OW

OW

RICK YOU IDIOT

They keep picking on poor Silver!

Yeah-

Ow, it still hurts-

Good thing Silver the hedgehog has thick bones so there's no permanent damage!

And F1Fan’s F1 car is very effective. Just look at Tails.

Quick! Run over Bleach chan!

Back to the battle:
Clorox Chan: Get lost or I'll do what I did to Xentrick.
Me: NO!
The regular Americans: RUN AWAY!
Me: There is no regular Americans.

Those Americans were worthless!
Fortunately Kurly brought a reverse rocket launcher!

silver why?

I'M SORRY BRO-

XP dats fine

*German dies*

Welp, Hitler got killed.

Won't miss that psychopathic madman anyways.

No one missed him! We'll get other people to help us fight the bleach!

No dictators allowed.

What about:

Let him in.

He'll kill that bleachy b***h!

let's kill clorox-chan

I'll just yeet Clorox Chan to Brazil

We all have our weapons
Neutral Anime Penguin’s gun
My F1 Car
Surly and Kurly’s military weapons
The Crusaders
The possum with the extreme power of Burning tIkToK
Shadow and Silver’s strengths
Bird to make us Unsee stuff
Meme Man’s immortality and MascedMan’s masc
American Student’s guns

Noice

Me: - joins the fight-