Kermit Under 21

Remember kids: everclear tastes great, butt you still can't have it!

The only way that stuff can taste good is the Jello shots. Hrk.

Don't drink it! Kermit's only allowed to have it cause he's over 18!

No worries here.

No you don't. It tastes like rubbing alcohol.

What else will get Kermit "happy?"

Yeah, I'd never actually drink bottom shelf stuff like Everclear, straight. If I'm gonna drink, I'm gonna get decent bourbon or scotch and club soda. But that's not a funny meme. Meme Kermit needs that straight liquor to f up his brain!

Agreed on all points.

You [grown-up and over 21] drink this in a nice crystal glass over ice with water. Not too much. Too much of any liquor will make you sick.

All three will leave Kermit heaving over the toilet if he chuggs it like that!!!

Of course. If you drink vodka out the bottle like an ass, you'll get sick. But that's not funny!

It's memeable "dark humour", but not in 'real life'.lol.

Good meme ROFL.

Thonks!