Hit by a bus

Why can’t that happen to me

Prepare to get unlucky

Me literally everytime I cross the street:

Ikr smae

Ngl everytime I walk by a road that's at all busy enough for the cars to be moving fast enough to kill someone I consider running in front of one of them

Same
Once I tired to do that but someone saved my life, ugh

mean girls reference?

Y tho

me every time i go outside: