Baleen, I swear he came to my mind two days ago, also he’s a chef, not a butler

Who should I rp with?

Idk

Imma use bugs because I feel like it

Mk

Bugs; *wandering around, lost*

*Baleen is just sitting somewhere*

*he sees baleen and hides*

*he has no idea that Bugs is nearby*

*he’s carefully sneaking away but accidentally steps on a twig, causing a snapping sound*

(He’s currently 120 feet tall)

Baleen: …..do I really have to tell you

Bugs: I thought that was your normal size

Baleen: …..animals are weird

*curious, bugs creeps back over, hiding behind a tree*

*he still doesn’t notice him*

*bugs just stays there*

Baleen: can you tell me?

Bugs: does the name “bugs” sound familiar at all?

Baleen: …it’s because of who my boss is

Bugs: wh-who’s your boss?…

Baleen: ….so he’s a pedophile now?

Bugs: yeah he is…. He tortures my brother and I whenever he can and so does his daughter, eating us and being pedophiles

Baleen: *awkward silence*

Bugs: I’m not that small…

Baleen: a little bit

Bugs; how about the name Thomas?

Baleen: I’d rather not tell the story

Bugs: ok…

Baleen: who’s there?

Bugs: eek
*he starts running*

Baleen: I’m forced to

Bugs: why?

Baleen: …why are you staring at me?

Bugs: I know who your boss is

Baleen: uh……

Bugs: *looking at him*

Baleen: I won’t kill you, is there anything more I have to say?

*he shyly emerges from the trees*

*he’s just sitting there*

*he peeks out to get a better look at him*

Baleen: *notices Bugs* you really don’t have to hide

*he ducks behind the tree again*

Baleen: I’m usually smaller….. well when I’m not working

Bugs: what do you do for work?

Baleen: *silence*

Bugs: you’re gonna take me to him aren’t you?

Baleen: well I’m a chef

Bugs; why would you have to be so big though?

Baleen: anyway… why were you acting more panicked than others when you found out who my boss is?

Bugs: …

Baleen: i don’t do anything for him when I’m not working so you’re fine

Bugs: why would you work for such an awful person?…

Baleen: no

Bugs: ok well…. Kedrei and his family is obsessed with me and my brother for some reason

Baleen: …

Bugs: they’re monsters

Baleen: wait I forgot to change size-

Bugs: ?

Baleen: wow.. you’re small

Bugs; …

Baleen: I know that already

Bugs: how is he forcing you to work for him?…

Baleen: *silence*

Bugs: please tell me

*he’s silent*

Bugs: you don’t have to..

*he just leaves*

Bugs: bye…. Back on my own..

Blaze: you’re delicious and I hate you

Bugs; why do you hate me?.,

Blaze: isn’t it f**king obvious

Bugs: well you’ll digest me but after thay

Blaze: hmm….. most likely murder one of your friends

Bugs; please dont

Blaze: and I know exactly where you will

*he realizes what she means and suddenly starts to squirm in panic*

Blaze: you know what I mean, idiot

Bugs; no I dont

*she just shoves him into her mouth*

Bugs: *whining*
Please l-let me go

Blaze: you better stay that way

Bugs: *quietly whimpers*

*she swallows again*

Bugs: please let me go

Blaze: SHUT UP

Bugs: *still crying*

Blaze: shut up or I’ll kill two of them

Bugs: *gulp*
*he shuts up*

Blaze: and why is that important?

Bugs: *starts to cry*

Blaze: you know what, just shut up

*she swallows*

*he desperately clings to the walls of her throat*

Blaze: I’m literally mentally and physically older than you, dumbass

Bugs: yeah but you’re a pedophile and not very sm-smart

Blaze: I think you know

Bugs: I HAVENT BEEN AROUND FOR MONTHS JUST TELL ME

Blaze: nope, just f**king let go already before I go searching for your brother

Bugs: *whimpers*

Blaze: I’m still gonna kill your friends

Bugs: NO

*she rips up plants from the ground while looking for him*

*he’s frozen in fear*

Blaze: last chance

*he lets go*

Blaze: and why should I?

Bugs: do whatever you want to me just leave my friends alone

*she’s still looking for him*

*he’s trying to creep away*

Blaze: finally you shut up

Bugs: what’re you gonna do to me?…

Blaze: f**king finally

Bugs: *scared*

Blaze: just shut up

Bugs: YOU CANT DO THIS

Blaze: fine I’ll explain it for your useless human brain, I’ve fooled most people you’ve met by either lying that I’ve changed or making them act like me

Bugs: wait like who?

Blaze: the only thing you do is whine

Bugs: you eat me and torture me and are a pedo. Why wouldn’t I?

Blaze: no

Bugs: please… why do you do this to me?.,

Blaze: too bad I’m doing that

Bugs: NO LEAVE THEM ALONE

(I’ll just bring in the fat cat bitch)

*and for some reason Blaze can be seen in the distance

Bugs: *shrieks and starts running wildly*

Blaze: if you hate this so much you shouldn’t have left that realm

Bugs: I didn’t mean to.. I somehow fell through some portal that appeared

Blaze: finally-

Bugs: where will I respawn?….

Blaze: then explain how I’ve manipulated almost everyone you met if I’m not smart

Bugs: wdym manipulated everyone I’ve met?

Blaze: I guess I’m gonna go get your brother

Bugs: NO!

Blaze: just shut up

Bugs: …

*she swallows again*

*hes managing to stay up*

Blaze: so you’re even more of an idiot

Bugs; I’m a lot smarter than you…

Blaze: then shut up

*he’s silent*

Blaze: ….you’ll find out

Bugs: I’m not sure I want to..

*she grabs him*

Blaze: I am so f**king happy you’re back

Bugs: *whimpers*
I’m not happy to be back….

Blaze: JUST GO DOWN *swallows*

Bugs: no-
*he hangs on tightly*

Blaze: nope

Bugs: I hate you so much

*she hears him and walks over to near where he’s at

*he tries to hide but is whimpering*

Blaze: …not how thought you would react

Bugs: *he starts screaming*

(Who should I bring in now?)

(No idea

Ori: oh

Bugs: I’m sorry for your loss..

Ori: …ok

Bugs: how about your mom?..

Ori: killed by some black hole I accidentally forgot the name of

Bugs; kedrei…. My dad Abused my brother my brother and I and my mom was killed by a wolf

Ori: …

Bugs: so yeah…

Ori: I’m sorry for you

Bugs: don’t be

Ori: …ok

Bugs: I’m over it
(His face shows he clearly isn’t)

Ori: are you ok?

Bugs: no… not really

Ori: …I didn’t think it was that bad

Bugs: yeah..

Ori: …what did your father do to you specifically?

Bugs: well he constantly said homophobic and racist things which made me hate myself as I’m gay and then he would beat my brother and I for no reason, neglect us, etc

Ori: *visibly shocked*

Bugs; what?

*Ori hugs him*

*he hugs back*

Ori: *hugs him again*

Bugs:thanks

Ori: *silence*

Bugs: why are you so shocked?

Blaze: yes I can

Bugs: NO Y-YOU WOULDNT! PL-PLEASE SPARE ME

Blaze: nope

Bugs: why do you do this??? I’m only a kid!

Blaze: because I can

Bugs: what have I ever done to you?

Blaze: …..uhhhh

Bugs; exactly

(I guess I’ll bring in Ori because f**k it)

(Oh wait ori ok I remember him now)

Blaze: you know why

Bugs: I’m only 14…

Ori: no

Bugs: you don’t know what this place is though?

(So who should I bring in now?)

(I have no idea)

Blaze: I’ll just say it, I just like eating you

Bugs: …. I’m going to kill myself so that I never respawn

Ori: idk, why are you asking anyway?

Bugs; she can help me

Blaze: JUST DO IT FOR F**KS SAKE

Bugs: *digests*

Ori: the only bad thing I saw was an orange and white hexagon but that was 12 hours ago

Bugs; pumpkin??

Ori: …uh