Don’t know what I’m doing but here ((No op Oc’s, and I recommend you gain his trust

* Lexi and Levi look at the poster than run towards the town *

((Your story now begins*

Lexi: Are you there guy in the picture ?

Eli: Maybe, Maybe not..

Levi: I’m too young for these riddles. Anyways are you famous or something?

Eli: Oh you must have seen my wanted poster

Lexi: Wanted for what? Like are you hiring ?

Eli: Hpw old are you kid?

Lexi: We’re 8!

Eli: -.- where are your parents?

Levi: They’re dead.

Eli: how sad?

Lexi: I can’t take sarcasm right now.

Eli: that sucks don’t it?

Levi: Might as well cash in that bounty.

Eli: yea, I’d like to see you try

Eli: Go back to 3rd grade

Levi: We don’t want to.

Florence: Huh.
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Eli: *Leaning against a tree* ello

Florence: Hello

Eli: what brings you to this neck of the woods?

Florence: Nothin much

Eli: cool cool

Florence: You?

Eli: hiding

Florence: What from

Eli: bounty hunters

Florence: Bounty hunters?

Eli: Murdering,kidnapping,and arson

Florence: 0-0

Eli: Mm

Florence: What for

Eli: What are you? A cop

Florence: Eh, I don’t like cops much, Wouldn’t be one. I’m just curious

Eli: yea yea whatever

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?: “L U N C H”
It sinks into the shadows of the trees

((Satan?

It is suddenly night time even though it was just lunch. It creepily sings to monster:
?: “Your gonna meet your friends…”
It laughs.
?: “Inside the ambulance…”

Eli: What kinda cryptic bullsh*t is that??

You can feel its presence behind you, but as you turn it sinks into the ground and you see its grotesque face for a moment.

Eli: that disturbing

?, normally: “Meat pies…”

Eli: .-. I know good place for those

?: “You’ll make great meat pies..”
Its face appears on a wall

Eli: well, no help in being all sad nos

It sits on a bench next to you. It stares at the floor.
?, in such a way you can hear a sincerely sad human voice: “What am I..”

Eli: sorry, did I hurt your feelings?

?: “not like it matters.. I shouldn’t exist anyway..”

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Eli: well you kill people right? You keep the world in balance by killing

?: “But I shouldn’t exist..”

Eli: Neither should I but complaining not gonna do anything

?: “true..”

Eli: you my friend are what we call “Gods worker”

?: “If anything I should be dead.”

Eli: already is buddy *Lights a Cigarette*

It crawls out of the wall. Its horrific body is terrifying

Eli: Ever think about plastic surgery bud?

Its smile dims.

?: “More probing…”

Eli: Nah you help keep balance, in a way

?: “what..”

Eli: *Pokes it* Kinky

It tries to chomp your finger

Eli: Aren’t you a bundle of joy?

It looks sad.

Eli: Nope- *Backs off*

It spins creepily
Creepily singing to the chorus of “monster”
“I’m gonna make your life hell…”

Eli: that’s hella kinky bro