Shadowed Bastilan, an experiment which resulted in a sadistic and horrifying monstrosity willing to inspire fear in its enemy’s

Quinn: … what is that?

It dissapears in the shadows

Quinn: ayo come back i’m not finished

Around you hear a voice: “The heat is unbearable for your insides, let me cool them off…”

Quinn: O_O lee? (lee is my headcannon name for the monster)

Hank: what the f**k was that?

You hear manic laughter then rapid clanging of metal going away in the vents

Quinn: hank let’s see what that was

Hank: I agree

Hank: *gets out gun and sticks it up as he’s walking*

Hank: Show yourself! I’m not afraid!

?: “Your knife longs to see what your stomach looks like..”

Hank: Enough! Just show yourself!

?: “Shame. The meat always tastes better when it is afraid.”
It jumps from a shadow and slashes your back

Hank:*grabs it* thought you could get away shitass?

Hank: *turns around and shoots it a few more times*

It sinks back into the floor. Your foot is badly cut.
?: “Your flesh distinctly tastes of chicken.”

Hank: you know, it’s hard to kill me. I’ve even killed 587 people bitch!

Behind you you hear
“I can’t wait for a new meal… been years since… imagine if he gets …”
The … is illegible

Hank: am I the only one hearing voices?

Its face comes out of a tree
“Thank you. I owe you for that splendid feast. You picked a fine dinner.”

?: “You are brave. We can make a deal for your safety.”

Hank: well then, what’s the deal?

Its face appears on a tree
“I owe you, ‘hank’. That feast was impeccable and I wish to help you.”

Hank: how do you know my name?

“You get to leave without further harm if you can get me food.”

Hank: ok then. Any specific choice of food?

?: “Sure. Put me out of my misery. Your jacket will replace your kidney soon.”
It comes up from your shadow and chomps on your fooy

Foot*

Hank: *shoots it 10 times*

Hank: *continuously keeps on shooting it, not stopping

“Not conventional meat. A person. Anyone.”

Hmm. Ok. Killing will be fun anyways

Hank: *walks out*

Hank: *a few minutes later he comes back with a grunt’s meat*

Hank: I’m back

It keeps biting on your foot. It doesn’t seem fazed.

Hank: *stomps on it 3 times* sorry but I think your face belongs on my foot, fat ass!

Hank: *stares at it, menacingly*

It hastily grabs the meat and runs into the shadow, then you hear cracking of bones along with squelches.

Hank: *walks back out*

It was the thing btw

Ok

You see its grotesque, toothy smile from a vent

Hank: *shoots it*

As you do it fades, and you hear angry growling and yelling all around you.

Hank: you don’t scare me you ugly- smiling bitch!

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Quinn: no.

Hank: I’ll go chase it down

Hank: *runs down into the shadows*

Hank: I don’t know

“Not many people have single handedly killed more than 500 people. I may be a grotesque anomaly, but I have a brain.”

Hank: well, I don’t really need your help, so you can continue whatever you’re doing

“Its so boring… i just get to wait for people to walk into here. I can help with your murderous endeavors..”

Hank: I don’t know, I don’t think I can trust you that well.

“Fair.. but at the same time.. so much food

Hank:…….

Hank: ok.

“Great!” It seems genuinely happy in its strange way.

Hank: *hears the chicken dance and starts dancing*

Hank: oh look, there’s some agents over here right as we speak

oh hi honk

Hank: *shoots the agents*

Quinn: watchu guys doing

Hank: we were just killing these agents

*i apear dancing to chicken dance but its dubstep*

?: “Your heart seems tired. I can rest it.”

Hank: who the f**k are you?