Elarethra Vadan

(Do you still have the Picrew link for Thai)

(ye-I can find it and give it to you if you want

(Yes please I have been trying to get that picrew’s link for a month now)

(Im glad I could help-https://picrew.me/image_maker/134965

(THANK YOU)

(YOURE WELCOME

(SO MANY PEOPLE USE IT THEN DON’T HAVE THE LINK)

(THAT SOUNDS FRUSTRATING

Yeah

oof-

(AND I LIKE TO PUT COMMONLY USED PICREWS IN MY EVER GROWING OUCREW LIBRARY)

(WOW OK

Craig The Brute: ...

she looks over

Craig The Brute: *eats banana*

" . . ."

Craig The Brute: *sees the ship*

she looks around

Craig The Brute: *decides to raid it by spawning in 100000 angry xbox fanboys and a master chief*

"I-what the f**k-"

Craig The Brute: *raids it*

she was the only one there

*Craig The Brute and 100000 Xbox fanboys also master chief kills her*

Carder: eh not the weirdest thing I've seen

"Elarethra, but call me Ellie"

Carder: i am carder you can call me card

"sure-"

"Im not sure i want to . . ."

Carder: *my gas grabs you and takes you down and i look at you*

"whaaaat the fuuuuck-"

Carder: *touches the ears* well it looks like you are an elf

"yep-

Carder: a pretty one at that

"thanks?"

Carder: *drops you*

"thanks" -smile-

Carder: what is your name

" . . . is this weird? Im just sitting on a crows nest . . . on a ship . . . on a dock"

Carder: just I don't see human beings in the crows nests

"Im not human-Im elven"

Carder: and yeah I'm African not Russian show me your ears

she holds uo her hair, showing her ears

Carder: ....что за хрень это дерьмо, как, черт возьми, здесь гребаный эльф

"I dont know that that means-"

Carder: dont... dont worry about it *stares at her*

" . .. what is it?"

"Nothing can you come down"

Wasteland: Howdy, partner. *he tipped his hat*

"alright-ALamun"

Wasteland: Nice to meet ya.

"You too-"

Wasteland: *he nodded*

he looks around

"alright-what do you want to do?"

Wasteland: *he shrugged* We can rob a bank.

"uuuh-sure, lets just wait for the rest of my crew"

Wasteland: Alright.

after a while, several people come back

Wasteland: Howdy.

Alamun Drakas: " . . .hello?"

Wasteland: *he tipped his hat*

"alright-who are you?"

Wasteland: Call me Wasteland

-head tilt- "what is it?"

Wasteland: I'm smilin'.

"alright-"

Wasteland: *he pulled out a cigarette and smoked it*

she slides down the crows nest

Wasteland: *he watched*

"hey-Im Ellie. you?"

Wasteland: I ain't got a name, but people call me Wasteland.

"I see-"

Wasteland: Yep.

"not exactly-"

Wasteland: What do ya mean by that?

"well-youre using magic to see"

Wasteland: And how do ya know?

"because you look blind-"

Wasteland: *he thought* That's valid.

"that what I thought"

Wasteland: Yep.

-smile-

Wasteland:*he smirked*

-giggle- "well howdy to you too I guess-"

Wasteland: What's so funny about a greetin'?

"because were on the coast not the wild wild west"

Wasteland: Ah.

-nod-

Wasteland: Well that's a very fancy water carriage you got there.

"thank you-" -smile-

Wasteland: *he smiled back. Upon close inspection, he seemed to be blind*

"hm-"

Wasteland: Somethin' wrong?