"PETER GRIFFIN HERE, WITH THE NEWS. IT DEFINITELY SEEMS AS IF NEXT ELECTION WILL BE AN INTERESTING ONE. WITH WUBBZY NOT SEEKING A THIRD TERM, THE RIGHT UNITY PARTY IS BATTLING IT OUT FOR THE CANDIDACY. DEPENDING ON WHO WINS THIS BATTLE, THEY MAY WIN. ONE FACTOR IS THAT SOME CANDIDATES FOR THE RUP MIGHT WANT TO VOTE FOR OTHER PARTIES IF THEY’RE NOT ELECTED FOR THE CANDIDACY. THE HOLY CRUSADERS PARTY SHOWED UP NEAR THE END OF LAST ELECTION AND BEAT OUT KAIJU, EVERYONE, BOOT, AND EPIC TEETER MEMBERS FOR SECOND PLACE PARTY, AND THEY DEFINITELY ARE A FAIRLY UNCONTROVERSIAL PICK. NOTABLY, THE KAIJU PARTY HAS ENDORSED HOLY CRUSADERS HOC CANDIDATE RIGHT MINDED KNIGHT. SPEAKING OF THE KAIJU PARTY, UNO’S ANGLOPHOBIA HAS CAUSED THE PARTY’S POPULARITY TO SINK, GIVING EPIC TEETER MEMERS THE PROGRESSIVE VOTE, PRESUMABLY. HOWEVER, THE KAIJU PARTY HAS MADE SOME INTERSTING PROMISES, SUCH AS A FLAG, ANTHEM, AND A MEME SCHOOL. THE LGBTQ+ VOTE MAY BE AN IMPORTANT FACTOR, AS THAT CONSTENT BEING NSFW HAS CAUSED A STIR, AND RUP CANDIDATE NOMINEE CRAZYSCIENTISTFARMER, KAIJU CANDIDATE RANDOMNESS CENTRAL, AND EYM CANDIDATE SUGARS THE SUCCUMBS ARE OPPOSED TO IT STAYING THAT WAY. WHO DO YOU THINK WILL WIN?"