Slytherin x Hufflepuff friendship complications

Slytherin x Hufflepuff; Slytherin: Wow, there's someone who can fit a whole cheeseburger in their mouth. Hufflepuff: Maybe it's a small cheeseburger or a big mouth. Ooh, maybe one of those tiny gummy cheeseburgers! Slytherin: Oh, those things are delicious. One bite, unless you use it to choke someone with a small mouth. Then zero bites... Hufflepuff: Umm...