Oof

If you are what you eat
Than you eat what you are.

African kids:

If you eat a vegan, does that make you a cannibal or a vegan???

Everything is the sun since plants eat sunlight and vegans and cows eat plants

Both you the person and the vegetables in them

Both

But cannibals eat people, and vegans eat vegetables, I can’t be a vegan and a cannibal

I ate my own ass so I'll be djokanda

If you are your ass wouldn’t that make you djokanda’s ass

FRANTICALLY EATS SPRITE

Technically he is a vegan since a vegan is a plant since you are what you eat

Um

Actually everything is the sun since plants eat sunlight and everything that we eat somehow relates to plants

Lmfao

I ate hitler!

OH NO OH NO OH NO NO NO NO NO!

does that mean i'm an innocent person?

listen here you little...

I mean, i am a human, i ate a human