(Accordion playing)
Nikolai Belinski (Ultimis): Okay everybody, this is old song. I want you all to join in.
Edward Richtofen (Primis): I’ve got to be honest, Nikolai, I’m not sure if I want to join in.
Nikolai Belinski (Ultimis):
I’ll sing for my supper
I’ll drink to another
I’ll tell all ye folks a tall tale!
Takeo Masaki (Ultimis): A tall tale?
Nikolai Belinski (Ultimis and Primis):
Well it’s all based on fact
Though I should say the act
Of telling gets taller each day!
Takeo Masaki (Ultimis): Literally.
Nikolai Belinski (Ultimis): Now you all know tune, is time for someone else to sing. Ladies and gentleman! Eh, gentlemen... Tank Dempsey!
Edward Richtofen (Ultimis): Yay! (Claps)
Tank Dempsey (Ultimis):
My Aunt Jemima
Thought nothing was finer
Than lazing around everyday!
Tank Dempsey (Ultimis and Primis):
But my Aunt Jemima
Lost it all in a fire
Including herself by the way!
(Cheering, laughing, clapping)
Edward Richtofen (Ultimis): I thought that whole Jemima line was going somewhere else entirely!
Nikolai Belinski (Ultimis): Takeo Masaki!
Tank Dempsey (Ultimis): Yeah, Tak! Give us something about the Emperor! Or honor!
(Cheering and clapping)
Takeo Masaki (Ultimis and Primis):
Honor is one thing
But I’m feeling nothing
But lack of opportunity!
Our leaders are watching
But I’m not so eager
To let them still watch over me!
Nikolai Belinksi (Ultimis): Nicely done, Takeo! What about you, Richtofen?
Tank Dempsey (Ultimis): Yeah!
Nikolai Belinski (Ultimis): Do you have any soul?
Tank Dempsey (Ultimis): No!
Edward Richtofen (Primis): I did, a long time ago. But, it hurts just to think about it.
Takeo Masaki (Ultimis): Aw...
Nikolai Belinski (Ultimis):
I started this song
But please don’t get me wrong
No one sings unless they want to sing!
Nikolai Belinski (Ultimis and Primis):
We’re all telling tales
And we’re all singing songs
Drinking our drinks from midnight till dawn!
Edward Richtofen (Primis): I was trying to say something there.
Tank Dempsey (Primis): Sorry, Richtofen, we’re not messing with you. We want to hear you dulcet tones! Ain’t that right?
Nikolai Belinski (Ultimis): Daaa!
Nikolai Belinski (Primis): Yes!
Edward Richtofen (Ultimis): Really? Really!
Edward Richtofen (Ultimis and Primis):
This isn’t the song that I wanted to sing
But nobody gets what they want…
(Instrumental stops)
Edward Richtofen (Primis):
I was the nicest one…
But… you won’t... even…
Remember me…
(Instrumental resta
