When You're Pavlov's Junkyard Dog

HAS BEEN TRAINED BY CONSERVATIVE MEDIA TO ASSOCIATE CERTAIN BUZZWORDS, LIKE "CRITICAL RACE THEORY" AND "SOCIALISM", WITH ALL OF HIS IRRATIONAL FEARS; AND TO HAVE A PAVLOVIAN CONDITIONED RESPONSE TO THEM THAT SHUTS DOWN HIS CRITICAL FACULTIES WHENEVER HE HEARS THEM