Chris: hey kid, who are ya talkin to?

Cooper: hello kid

Kid: hm? Oh hai!

Cooper: what are you doing

Kid: talking to grey!

Cooper: kid there is no one here

Kid: yes there is *points at nothing

Cooper: do I need to shoot fire right there to prove there is no one

KId: DONT!

Cooper: *shoots fire*

*it seems to slow down at a certain point

Cooper: what the hell

KId: >:0 YOU SHOT HIM!!

Cooper: I didn’t I shot at the air

Kid: YOU DID SHOOT HIM!

Cooper: ITS JUST AIR

*you feel warm suddenly

Cooper: I’m just going to assume my fire made me hot

*it didnt but ok

Cooper: now kid why are you talking to the air

Kid; hes behind you

Cooper: *turns around*

*this person is behind you

Kid: Im talking to meh friends

Cooper: THERE IS NO ONE HERE

Kid: yes there is

Cooper: then show me

Rago: *remembers the incident with willow* image

* this thing appears in the distance *

I get out my machete and prepare to cook some kid jerkey

KId: *talcc

Me: slice and dice!

Kid; huh?

Me: *rips his arm off and throws it in a frying pan

Kid: OWWWWWW *He starts crying

Me : I giggle and show him it was just a illusion and that the pain was his mind playing tricks

Kid: uh- whta?

Me: *ties him up and throws him into my basement

Kid: I- uh-

Me : I'll take care of you! Call me hazel

Kid: *lands in your basement

Me : HAHA THAT WAS ANOTHER ILLUSION *snaps my fingers and you are in a cozy welcoming room*

Kid: Im drew, and I already have someone taking care of me

Sgt Johnson and ODST Craig: who are you talking to

Rui: who you talking to?

???: who are you talking to?

Me: uhhhhh

Dawson: Hm? Whatcha doing there, mate?

Drew: he is literally right infront of us

Dawson: *looks around*

*no one

Dawson: Where are you parents

Drew:I dont know, grey takes care of me!

Kid: Talking to grey!

“Grey…? Are they your imaginary friend?

Kid; No, hes real!

Dawson: sure bud. What’s your name?

Drew: Its drew

Dawson: I’m Dawson

Drew: Nice to meet u

Dawson: yeah, same. Tell me more about your imaginary friend of yours

Drew: hes not imaginary -.-

Dawson: mhm sure