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Yashi: all right let’s do this

Drostan yashi: all right laddie let’s go

Yashi: GET OUT OF MY HEAD i hate having a personality disorder

Log Entry: 1474.
Date: September 20th, 1945.
Dear Diary,
"It would seem that the OSS realized that we have captured one of their spies. They tried to send a rescue team to Verrückt that was aw- (static) -the first batch of test subjects. I suspect that there are others moles in the organization. Dr. Harvey Yena and Dr. Peter McCain to be precise. Dr Maxis (static) doesn't any Americans in Group 935, no matter how much genius they have. Stupid Americans with their apple pies and baseball and children, but I digress. The new American test subject is interesting and muscle-y. His intellect seems low, but his will is strong. Like the others, he doesn't seem to know who he is anymore. Unlike the others, he keeps breaking the restraints and yelling at me. Test subject N3WB is still staring at the floor, muttering what sounds like some kind of proverb over and over again. I think his mind may have been destroyed by the process. Oh well, the Russian subject recently begun responding to stimuli, but only after injecting him with a new serum made primarily from vodka. Perhaps this is a breakthrough in the-"

Yashi: * drinks whiskey * this should take awhile

Richtofen:ah gentlemen we are here!

Drostan yashi: finally

(Richthofen rips through a poster you all climb trough and your in some sort of prison) Richthofen: we should be closer to the lab

Yashi: got a bad feeling * pulls out revolvers

Richtofen:Yes good idea they haven't found us yet...
Takeo:and where exactly are we?
Richtofen: Alcatraz prison San Francisco bay
Dempsey:I don't remember a prison
Here where would they Evan put it
Richtofen:on the island in the bay

Richthofen yashi: again I thought Americans were smart

Yashi: shut up * looks around *

(richtofen seemed to pass a laugh off as a cough) Dempsey:what's with
You?
Richtofen:oh the air here is a bit stiff probably because of all the fire

Richthofen yashi: und the brimstone

Yashi: SHUT UP

Yashi: wtf

You teleport to the others you can't see anything but it's there voices)
Nikolai:was stumbling around in darkness part of plan?
(Dempsey lights a lighter and now you can see some and hands it to Richthofen
Dempsey:you give us the fire... we'll give 'em hell
Takeo: do not speak so lightly of hell!
Dempsey:it was just an expression tak

(You begin to teleport again before the log finishes and are teleported to a strange tunnel where the rest are)

Richtofen: vell we need to get out of here but the power is out on all teleporters we have to get all then use the center one and we can leave
Dempsey:sounds easy compared to the shit we did at the dig sight
Nikolai: agreed let's go

Yashi: yep let’s go

(takeo takes out his katana as Nikolai gets a takes out his shotgun and Dempsey opens the mystery box and gets a SMG)

Yashi: * dual wields 2 revolvers * this should be fine

Richtofen:cover me while I fix the power here(zombies burst through the door)

Yashi: * shoots zombies *

(after all teleporters are online you make it to the center teleporter)
Richtofen:see you in a moment!
(The teleporter activates and you are trans ported to a room with a recordung starting to play it's other Richthofens voice playing) Richtofen:Log Entry: 1471
Date: September 2nd, 1945
Dear diary,
Another day, another failure. This time subject N3WB just slightly improved. The Russian subject still smells like urine. Even after he was given a bath and deloused twice. I think I might have killed the specimen from Mexico. His spleen is on the floor and he's not moving anymore. I can verify with certainty that the barrier is not located in the spleen. Dr. Maxis must continue no matter the cost. I wonder what he might think of the experiments on the little girl. (Edward laughs then a monkey screech is heard.) Nein (No in German)! Drop that! That's my spleen! Mine!

Yashi: things just get crazier and crazier

(Another entry activates)
Log Entry: 1473
Date: September 17th, 1945.
Dear diary,
Today-

Tank Dempsey: "Get your hands off me you damn dirty Nazi!"

Edward Richtofen: "Uh-oh! This doesn't look good..."

Tank Dempsey: "Yeah, that's right, You want some of this? I'm taking you home in bags, freak!"

Sounds of Dempsey being beaten are heard.

Edward Richtofen: "Nein ('No' in German)! I don't think so, American!"

Tank Dempsey: "Okay, ow!"

Edward Richtofen: "I suppose this must be the replacement then. Time to get to work!"

Tank Dempsey: "I can still hear you!"

Edward Richtofen: "Hit him again with the stick!"

Yashi: idk if I should be worried or …
Something

???: Called it vat?... Nevermind um who exactly are you?

Yashi: names yashi scientist and have a personality disorder

???:Dr.Edward Richtofen I believe they should be- Ah Dempsey Nikolai Takeo took you long enough!
Dempsey: we would have come in sooner if it wasn't for him (Dempsey points at you)

Yashi: look when I said “ I need to get here early “ it meant am going to leave you behind

Dempsey: How were we supposed to know that!?
Richtofen:mien gott Dempsey it was common sense

Richthofen yashi: ya Dempsey common sense I thought Americans had that

(everyone stares at you Richthofen looks most baffled of all)

( ok sorry ) yashi: sorry personality disorder

Drostan yashi: anyways when are we getting out of here this reminds me of me ex girlfriend minus the dead people

Nikolai:well they were right behind us on the way here so-(you here zombies) Nikolai:ya

Yashi: anyone got a escape plan now is a good time to share

Aj yashi: WOOOO MORE DEAD SH*TS TO KILL

Jim decker yashi : YEAHHHHHHHHH

Yashi: SHUT UP * pulls out akimbo reichrevolver *

Also it's spelled ja

Richtofen:umm are you just going to keep talking to yourself because that will make my job a lot easier

Yashi: * pulls out gun * you must be Richthofen

Richtofen:Ja I am and you must be an associate of Dr.monty

Yashi: yep I am … * loads gun * and am
Here to kill you

Richtofen it doesn't matter if I die but...(the machine begins to open the silhouette of someone is inside) WE WILL HAVE VICTORY EITHER WAY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

Jim decker yashi: I think we know where this is going right?

A.j yashi: yep

Drostan yashi: yep

Yashi: mhm

(Someone begins to step out of the machine and Richtofen takes off his hat)

Yashi: * mind * I know where this is going I’ve read the kronuim

(??? Shoots richtofen in the head and the body falls to the ground)

Yashi: called it * puts gun away

Yashi: right right …….. * pulls out gun * you must be Richthofen

(You walk down a small flight of steps Into a lab)
Younger Richthofen:your late
Richtofen: Doctor
Y richtofen: Doctor
Richtofen:is there a problem
(Y richtofen starts talking to himself which one you have no idea he hands richtofen some vials and then hands him the kronoriom)
Richtofen:the kronoriom? But I've already read it!
Y richtofen:read it again

Yashi: * looks out for zombies

Richtofen:the... The pages have changed my blood OUR BLOOD!? YOU CANNOT POSSIBLY EXPECT ME TOO LET THIS HAPPEN
(y richtofen opens a portal and leaves
richtofen:YOU SON OF A BITCH!
(richtofen throws the at the portal right as it shuts it hits the wall then goes to the ground)

Yashi: am guessing you ain’t gonna fill
Us in on what happened

Nikolai:or why you have people locked in freezer!
(you here zombies richtofen starts to leave)
Takeo: damn! (in Japanese)
Dempsey: asshole!

Yashi: greeeaaat more dead people * counts bullets * ain’t got enough to share with them Richthofen we need to go

Richtofen:I know THERE GET TO THE PORTAL(you start running but Brutus appears)Brutus:I WILL BE REBORN!
(He hits the portal with his clubs and destroys it

Yashi: * falls to the ground * NO NOOOO

Richtofen:Scheisse! What have you... What have I done?!

* hordes of screaming zombies can be heard *

Yashi: RUUUUNN!!!