Me trying to think of an rp:

Orchid: Shi-

*the trees get lit on fire*

Orchid: There goes my hiding spot-

*someone covered in fire goes flying into Orchid*

Orchid: The frick-

???: GRRR MOVE! YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A BATTLE HERE! *flies back*

Orchid: Oooo! A battle! Wait up!

???: KID MO- *gets hit in the face by a dark beam, knocking him out*
???2: pathetic

Orchid: Huh. Pathetic indeed.

???2: you're talking? You wouldn't last a full minute against me?

Orchid: Eh, I’ve been a lotta places, fought a lotta people. You’d be surprised.

???2: but nobody like me!

Orchid: You sure are full of yourself.

???2: I'm not full of myself, I'm just that certain I'll win

Orchid: Heh. The thing is, most likely you’ll lose.

*a mirror appears right as she says "you'll lose"*
???2: you agree? NICE?

Orchid: Alright, enough with your tricks. Let’s stop smack talking, and how about you explain why this forest is on fire?

???2: oh he did this fighting me *points to the guy unconscious*

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what the bagels

*the forest starts lighting on fire*

there goes my choping suply. *walks*

Lmao

*walks more

*bumps into air*
what the?

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Nata: WHA, WHO DID THIS *Angry goddess of nature noises*

*someone covered in fire crashes into Nata*

Nata: oh my
*Leafs surround Nata and water is summoned avove the person and the fire is extinguished*

*it's hellfire so the water gets turned into steam*
???: MOVE LADY, YOU'RE NOT HELPING HERE!
*another person covered in darkness charges at the person*
???2: ready to quit, Blaze?
Blaze: not a chance, Shadow

*Nata summons more water on blaze to extingush the hellfire and summons lots of leafs to make a shield around them*

*it still doesn't affect him*
((Just give up, I'll win against Shaggy before you extinguish that fire-

*Nata stops trying to extinguish blaze and holds the shield with her powers*
Nata: Who burnt the forest

Blaze: I kinda did fighting him, sorry

Nata: YOU BURNT THE FOREST
*Nata opens the shield and gets him out of the shield*

Blaze: IT WAS FOR THE GREATER GOOD WOMAN!
Shadow: Greater good? All I want is to rule the universe!
Blaze: AND WIPE OUT AN ENTIRE RACE OF PEOPLE!?

Nata: first off, I'm Natasha, goddess of Nature, Second off can you guys battle on another planet, third off, Don't burn the forests

Blaze: WHO CARES ABOUT A FEW TREES WHEN A FEW GOOGOPLEXILLION LIVES ARE AT STAKE!

Nata: I DO
*Nata pulls her spear that can resist extreme heats and thrusts it at Shadow*

Shadow: *makes a force field of darkness* well I don't *chops down a tree*

*That hurt Nata a bit and she throws her spear and it hits Shadow's left foot*

Shadow: *pulls it out and throws it at Nata* dumb BITCH!

*She catches it, dashes at Shadow and thrusts it at his chest*

Shadow: *grabs it, flings Nata, and snaps the spear in half*

Nata: AAAAHHHH
*She falls into a location and she's surrounded by fire*

Blaze: *grabs her and gets her outta there* you o- *gets stabbed in the back by Shadow*

Nata: noooooo
*Nata angery grabs Shadow by the throat and starts choking hin*

Shadow: *dissapears and reappears behind her, kicking her to the ground*

*Nata falls on the ground and she summons a leaf shield around her*

Shadow: *starts beating on the leaf shield

*It doesn't break and Nata grabs Shadow by his leg and throws him into a rolling Boulder's path*

Shadow: *dissapears into his own Shadow *

*Nata summons a massive amount of water to extinguish the fire*

((Did you forget what I said-

*The water is turned to vapor and Nata remembers that it's hellfire*
Nata: shoot I forgot

Shadow: lol-

*Nata retreats as she has lost a forest*

Shadow: hey, come back!

*A us fighter jet crashes right on top of Shadow and the sound of someone going Nooooooom*

Shadow: *crashes into the ground* huh-

*a energy sword slashes Shadow's right arm off and a god is seen and he is holding the energy sword*

*it grows back*
Shadow: you suck lmao

Nooooom: Wait really
*He pulled a reverse card*

Shadow: I mean, you're awesome *puts curse of binding on the card*

*Nooom burnt the card*
Noooom: good try