Bruh you were gone for f i v e h o u r s
No one's gonna think you died lmao

Geez, can you stop ruining jokes?

How tf is that even a joke
If smth is clearly a joke that's one thing but this isn't

So I'm not allowed to say "I'm alive" after going back on?

You can but it just doesn't make sense if you were only gone for 5 hours