POV: It’s halloween and you see bidoof dressed as a skeleton

Zeraora: *dressed as scout from tf2* zera (hello)

Bidoof: Bi!!! ( hello)

Zeraora: zer, ora (interesting costume

Bidoof: Bi do! ( thanks )

Samuel: *dressed as a Russian* Who’s this?

* there was a bunch of bidoof s everywhere*

Samuel: Pulls out a poke ball hey little guy! Mind if I catch you?

Bidoof: Biiii DOOF! * it doesn’t seem to care either way *

Samuel throws the ball

IT WORKS!

* congrats you caught bidoof*

ALRIGHT! Samuel throws out the bidoof
Samuel: Alright! My very own bidoof, I should introduce you to my other 2 pokemon, takes bidoof outside the dam

Bidoof: * nodding *

Samuel throws out a Sandslash then a Dragonite

Bidoof: Still. Dragonite’s a perfect candidate for replacing

Samuel: Starts crying and hugging dragonite
Sandslash: Like that’s ever gonna happen, he’s too attached The only person he’s more attached to is well me but because I was his original back when he was 10, of course I was a sandshrew back then

Samuel: Bidoof meet sandslash and dragonite

Bidoof: * le gasp * I am a god

Sandslash: Okie
Dragonite: I could one shot you

Bidoof: Says the one whos weak to itself cold weather and little pink things

Dragonite: Grabs bidoof by neck DA FAQ YIU SAY TO ME?
Sandslash JESUS CHRIST
Samuel: DRAGONITE HEEL

Bidoof: Your not as good as you used to be. Kinda glad lance had to have two of you

Kinda glad. Lance *

Samuel: Grabs Bidoof, it’s ok little guy WTF DRAGONITE
Dragonite: I’m done with this bs fly’s away

Bidoof: If I can defeat The fake god ( arceus ) than I could defeat you as well!

Samuel: DRAGONITE NOOOOO
Samuel throws out his other Pokémon HoHo
Samuel: Gets everyone on hoho and they fly off after him

Bidoof: isn’t it funny how Lugia is leader of the legendary birds but isn’t a bird.

Hoho: It’s bullshit
Samuel: There he is!!! FASTER HOHO

Bidoof: Hoho- can make people lucky I think. Victini: Does the same thing but better and isn’t even a box legendary

Hoho gets to the side of dragonite and Samuel does an impressive jump but just misses dragonite and falls.
Fortunately Dragonite swooped down and caught Samuel

Bidoof: Y’know it isn’t too late for garchomp

Sandslash: I think he’s really a couple of Pokémon guy
Everyone gets back on the ground

Bidoof: Oh.

Sandslash: Yeah we’re actually going on out way to the champions league hes entering me as a solo

Bidoof: Oh sick.

Samuel: alright guys let’s get moving
They make it to the league and get everything ready for the first match

Bidoof: * chuckles *I’m not gonna be used unless I need to gaslight them.

Announcer: WELCOME TO THE 25TH ANNUAL POKÉMON TOURNAMENT FIRST UP WE HAVE ASHGRENINJA VS SANDSLASH
Dragonite: Knock em dead

Bidoof: Why are you hugging me ? I get him .

Samuel: IM JUST SO HAPPY

Bidoof: Oh. I’m glad . * goes over to pikachu and gives him a wood plank saying “gg” but in small text saying jk you suck loser

Later after the awards ceremony the gang heads back to their hotel
Samuel plays a bit on his guitar

Bidoof: * making sculptures for money *

The next morning Samuel and the gang heads out for Kalos (his home region and where his sandslash is from)

Bidoof: Hey can you boost me up? I have a strategy. It’s called yelling insults to ash grennja

Dragonite picks up the bidoof
Samuel: SANDSLASH USE BURROW

* clapping *

Sandslash suddenly appears behind pikachu and with a slash sends him flying out of the stadium, the medic team confirms the ko and sandslash wins!

Bidoof: Good job! * hands him a carved wood thing of a dead pickachu*

Sandslash: Thanks
Samuel runs over and hugs both of them tightly

Bidoof: DO YOU REALLY NEED TO FUSE WITH YOUR TRAINER TO WIN A MATCH!??!?
I GET THAT YOUR AN EDGY TEEN AND ALL BUT JEEZ

The ashgreninja is distracted for a minute letting sandslash deliver the knock out blow

SANDSLASH WINS!

Bidoof: Knew it. I mean it’s ash and this isn’t alola so he’s obviously gonna lose.

Dragonite: I just hope sandslash doesn’t have to face that pikachu of his, damn that thing is powerful

Bidoof: Yeah it’s two moves, Plot armor, and being the main character

The tournament goes on and Sandslash easily defeats a Charizard to reach the finals, but would t you know it Ashes pikachu destroyed a Yvetal and is in the finals as well

Bidoof: * carving a log that says “ pikachu popularity is bullshit “

Samuel: Alright sandslash I studied his moves and I have a strat to defeat him

Bidoof: It’s easy! Gaslight him!

Sandslash: I don’t think that’s legal

Bidoof: Do you know what gaslighting is?

Sandslash: You want me to set him on fire dont you

Bidoof: Your ground type! Your immune

Sandslash: Gets up, PISSED he walks over to the pikachu slowly, pikachu throws some bolts at him but it doesn’t seem to phase him
Samuel: ALRIGHT SANDSLASH USE MEGA CLAW!!!!!!!!!!
Sandslash leaps so high into the air you can’t see him pikachu looks up to see where he is

Bidoof: God no! That’s arson and full heartily support that but. It means to emotionally manipulate him

Sandslash: gets put a dictionary and sees that it means psychological abuse

Bidoof: See harmless!

Sandslash: I’ll save this as a last resort
The battle starts with the trainer coming out and shaking hands

Bidoof: BRO YOU SUCK! You plan on catching every Pokémon but you only catch Like twenty in each reagion

Dragonite: Fights to not laugh at that
The trainers go back to their corners and wait for the battle to start

* runs over to the enemy teams side and yells insults at picachu*

Security comes and puts the bidoof back in Samuels side of the field
The ref signals the starts of the battle
Sandslash takes to defense early dodging some attacks

Bidoof: * yelling insults to pikachu in a megaphone *

The battle is back and forth until pikachu does a mega bolt and seems to knock sandslash out
Samuel hangs his head in defeat
But sandslash is still moving!

Bidoof: Bidoof!

Samuel: awwww pets the bidoof

Bidoof: * purring *

Samuel: Where’s your owner or are you a wild one

Bidoof: * he spins around than points toward a river, there are a bunch of other Bidoof s and a dam*

Samuel: AWWWWWWWWWWE

* it runs off happily , almost like it wants you to follow it *

Samuel: Follows it

* he goes inside the dam *

Samuel: Squeezes into the dam