I'm Sure It'll Be Fine !

Feeds his whole family for a year, on one watermelon.

But they tend to glow in the dark ... so pluses and minuses ?

Nah you never lose them. It’s a huge plus

Wouldn't the tooth and hair loss (due to radiation) be a bit of a negative ?

Who needs hair? Say you shaved it to support your friend with cancer. And you have less of a chance of getting rabies when they have less teeth

I'm quite old, so lack of hair and complete tooth loss (Sadly true), isn't that much of a problem.
I suspect I could 'gum' my way through a years worth of watermelon :~)

Being young, I haven’t faced any of these things yet. But I could too see myself eating a whole watermelon

I've a feeling that you would so sick of watermelon by the time it become rotten unless you had a massive fridge to keep it 'fresh' :~)

Yeah but it’s hard to get bored of watermelon. That stuff is good

Running out of things on this subject now :~(

Sadly yes. Then again it’s watermelon so there isn’t much to talk about