BeHapp's Crusader Template

behapp i would like to discuss my official rank in the crusaders if thats okay

That's fine.

So what exactly is my rank

You are currently the leader of TheAlchemistDivision and Rank 2

What exactly does rank 2 mean

It means you are a strong soldier

oh okay thanks

yw

What is my rank here

Rank 2

Which is?

What army are you in? I can only give you a full confirmation if you choose an army.

Task Force 141 (General), PPolice (Corporal), and Delta_Force (General)

You are a corporal. Only the mods are generals.

Well how do you rank up?

raid streams, delete lots of porn (atleast 300 images)

Noice

Ye.

Now we gotta get to work building that big a$$ mecha fleet we need!
You know, just incase the PPolice attack or something...

You don't want giant anime mecha?

No I put that because of « just incase the PPolice attack or something… »

That was a joke about the war the crusaders and PPolice almost had last week.

Why would we-

Invest in robots now! All the other streams are doing it!

Lmao deleted the comment replying to you, probably because of reputation purposes.
The primitivity smh.

So what I said was, "Sorry mate but the PornPolice invests in actual technology like coding programs to auto-scan for porn and using advanced machine learning. We don't use roleplay weapons or roleplay robots".

That's all fine and well, but the crusaders are obviously here for fun and crime fighting, not just finding noods.

What "crimes" exactly?

I fight a variety of "meme crimes" such as hackers and serial trolls. The crusaders fight crimes related to posting TOS violations like uncensored T&A.

Then, are you a crusader or not?!

I work for the crusaders. And I just joined their 1st army.
But I got other irons in the fire.

Oh okay, understandable.

Pool drain already gave us a ton

You’re our allies, why the f**k would we attack you?

I don't know. Everyone is trying to start a meme war. All it takes is a spark.

A war with the crusaders would be f u n,
considering their primitivity but whatever.

Looks like all that war talk blew over. Which is fine since you guys are basically the same as the crusaders anyway.

Y e a h r i g h t

Eckchually we r pifferent on mainy ather aspacts.

You think you're the meme police. They think they're the meme police.
Not the same, but similar.

I didn't really mention anything about meme police but true.

You patrol for meme based crime, right?

Yeah.

Jesus, where you putting all that money? Up your asses?

Y e s

In the meme bank!

Le bank