Mario: Hello everyone! Today, we at MarioCo just got our first fan-letter!
Mario: It's from (insert random username here)!
Mario: Let's read it! It says; "Dear Mario, I suggest you shut down your company on July 28, 2021."
Mario: Oh... A bold suggestion. But I have a suggestion for you, (insert the user's real name here). On July 28, 2021, we suggest you start running.