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Edward Richtofen (Ultimis): Well, I’m not a very complicated man. My needs are simple! I just want power, preferably absolute.

Nikolai Belinski (Ultimis): You destroyed Earth, is that not enough?

Edward Richtofen (Primis): Thank you, other me. Thank you, other Nikolai. This is all very entertaining. But, I cannot help but feel a little morose.

Tank Dempsey (Primis): Ain’t that you all over, Richtofen?

Edward Richtofen (Primis): Ja, ja, I suppose you’re right. We may be victorious, but wouldn’t you like to hear a little story? A story you’ve never heard? A sad story?

Tank Dempsey (Primis): Ah man, why do you always have to be such a debbie downer?

Nikolai Belinski (Primis): Let him speak.

Edward Richtofen (Primis): It’s a story of Dimension 2210. The story of mein soul. By the way you’re nodding, Nikolai, I can only assume the Kronorium already showed you the whole sorry tale. Well, for the benefit of the peanut gallery, I was just a boy then, an innocent. I was a sensitive child, a lonely child, orphaned at a young age. I never got to know who I really was. But one day, I learned who I would grow up to be.

Takeo Masaki (Primis): What do you speak of, Richtofen?

Edward Richtofen (Primis): I… had to do it. The Kronorium told me. (Begins to stammer) I had to trick the poor little innocent me into trusting a complete stranger.

Tank Dempsey (Primis): Geez, Richtofen. I don’t think I like where this is going.

Edward Richtofen (Primis): Me neither, Dempsey, but that’s the sad truth of it all. I took mein own soul. Before it could ever have the chance to flourish. Is it any wonder I’m the way I am?

(Silence, Nikolai belches)

Nikolai Belinski (Ultimis): How about another drink? I am empty!

What the hell is wrong with you

A lot of things

Ohok

Satan himself fears me

But I am his child

*born on 6/6/06

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Tank Dempsey (Ultimis): So Richtofen, what exactly is the deal with Sam? Weren’t you mortal enemies?

Edward Richtofen (Ultimis): Oh ja, very mortal, very mortal indeed! But a lot has changed. Maybe since we both got a little taste of the M.P.D., it’s helped see a little more, er, eye to eye.

Tank Dempsey (Ultimis): I know she’s got every right to be mad, what with her dad being killed and all. But how can we be sure she won’t turn on us?

Edward Richtofen (Primis): You know, there was a time und a place where Maxis was very much a father to me too.

Edward Richtofen (Ultimis): What? You’re serious?! I only ever knew him as a bitter rival!

Nikolai Belinski (Primis): The Kronorium shows only Samantha’s path to redemption. When war is over, she will be normal child again. Innocent, same as boy.

Edward Richtofen (Ultimis): Well that’s nice to know! It’s been a loooong time since I’ve been innocent.

Edward Richtofen (Primis): Do not remind me. But I tell you one thing: A long time ago, Samantha told me something very important. She promised she would keep us safe forever, and that she would make everything okay. She said her dad had a plan.

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