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Edward Richtofen (Ultimis): Well, I’m not a very complicated man. My needs are simple! I just want power, preferably absolute.

Edward Richtofen (Ultimis): Well, I’m not a very complicated man. My needs are simple! I just want power, preferably absolute. | Edward Richtofen (Ultimis): Well, I’m not a very complicated man. My needs are simple! I just want power, preferably absolute. Nikolai Belinski (Ultimis): You destroyed Earth, is that not enough? Edward Richtofen (Primis): Thank you, other me. Thank you, other Nikolai. This is all very entertaining. But, I cannot help but feel a little morose. Tank Dempsey (Primis): Ain’t that you all over, Richtofen? Edward Richtofen (Primis): Ja, ja, I suppose you’re right. We may be victorious, but wouldn’t you like to hear a little story? A story you’ve never heard? A sad story? Tank Dempsey (Primis): Ah man, why do you always have to be such a debbie downer? Nikolai Belinski (Primis): Let him speak. Edward Richtofen (Primis): It’s a story of Dimension 2210. The story of mein soul. By the way you’re nodding, Nikolai, I can only assume the Kronorium already showed you the whole sorry tale. Well, for the benefit of the peanut gallery, I was just a boy then, an innocent. I was a sensitive child, a lonely child, orphaned at a young age. I never got to know who I really was. But one day, I learned who I would grow up to be. Takeo Masaki (Primis): What do you speak of, Richtofen? Edward Richtofen (Primis): I… had to do it. The Kronorium told me. (Begins to stammer) I had to trick the poor little innocent me into trusting a complete stranger. Tank Dempsey (Primis): Geez, Richtofen. I don’t think I like where this is going. Edward Richtofen (Primis): Me neither, Dempsey, but that’s the sad truth of it all. I took mein own soul. Before it could ever have the chance to flourish. Is it any wonder I’m the way I am? (Silence, Nikolai belches) Nikolai Belinski (Ultimis): How about another drink? I am empty! | image tagged in milkthemilkcarton but he's resorting to schtabbing | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Edward Richtofen (Ultimis): Well, I’m not a very complicated man. My needs are simple! I just want power, preferably absolute.

Nikolai Belinski (Ultimis): You destroyed Earth, is that not enough?

Edward Richtofen (Primis): Thank you, other me. Thank you, other Nikolai. This is all very entertaining. But, I cannot help but feel a little morose.

Tank Dempsey (Primis): Ain’t that you all over, Richtofen?

Edward Richtofen (Primis): Ja, ja, I suppose you’re right. We may be victorious, but wouldn’t you like to hear a little story? A story you’ve never heard? A sad story?

Tank Dempsey (Primis): Ah man, why do you always have to be such a debbie downer?

Nikolai Belinski (Primis): Let him speak.

Edward Richtofen (Primis): It’s a story of Dimension 2210. The story of mein soul. By the way you’re nodding, Nikolai, I can only assume the Kronorium already showed you the whole sorry tale. Well, for the benefit of the peanut gallery, I was just a boy then, an innocent. I was a sensitive child, a lonely child, orphaned at a young age. I never got to know who I really was. But one day, I learned who I would grow up to be.

Takeo Masaki (Primis): What do you speak of, Richtofen?

Edward Richtofen (Primis): I… had to do it. The Kronorium told me. (Begins to stammer) I had to trick the poor little innocent me into trusting a complete stranger.

Tank Dempsey (Primis): Geez, Richtofen. I don’t think I like where this is going.

Edward Richtofen (Primis): Me neither, Dempsey, but that’s the sad truth of it all. I took mein own soul. Before it could ever have the chance to flourish. Is it any wonder I’m the way I am?

(Silence, Nikolai belches)

Nikolai Belinski (Ultimis): How about another drink? I am empty!
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Edward Richtofen (Ultimis): Well, I’m not a very complicated man. My needs are simple! I just want power, preferably absolute. Nikolai Belinski (Ultimis): You destroyed Earth, is that not enough? Edward Richtofen (Primis): Thank you, other me. Thank you, other Nikolai. This is all very entertaining. But, I cannot help but feel a little morose. Tank Dempsey (Primis): Ain’t that you all over, Richtofen? Edward Richtofen (Primis): Ja, ja, I suppose you’re right. We may be victorious, but wouldn’t you like to hear a little story? A story you’ve never heard? A sad story? Tank Dempsey (Primis): Ah man, why do you always have to be such a debbie downer? Nikolai Belinski (Primis): Let him speak. Edward Richtofen (Primis): It’s a story of Dimension 2210. The story of mein soul. By the way you’re nodding, Nikolai, I can only assume the Kronorium already showed you the whole sorry tale. Well, for the benefit of the peanut gallery, I was just a boy then, an innocent. I was a sensitive child, a lonely child, orphaned at a young age. I never got to know who I really was. But one day, I learned who I would grow up to be. Takeo Masaki (Primis): What do you speak of, Richtofen? Edward Richtofen (Primis): I… had to do it. The Kronorium told me. (Begins to stammer) I had to trick the poor little innocent me into trusting a complete stranger. Tank Dempsey (Primis): Geez, Richtofen. I don’t think I like where this is going. Edward Richtofen (Primis): Me neither, Dempsey, but that’s the sad truth of it all. I took mein own soul. Before it could ever have the chance to flourish. Is it any wonder I’m the way I am? (Silence, Nikolai belches) Nikolai Belinski (Ultimis): How about another drink? I am empty!