Some demon rp, anyone?

Lavender: I get me going to hell, but you?

Will: Lavender? What are you doing here?

Lavender: Oh. I killed a lot of people after you died.

Will: I never died! I work here, I’m still very much alive

Lavender: Oh.

Will: come on, let me show you around

Lavender: Alright.

Will shows you his home, it looks like a nether fortress

Lavender: Sick.

Will: I know, right

Lavender: I have killed 13 Million people so I’m probably gonna be tortured or something.

Will: *pats back* ehh I’m friends with people in high places, you’ll be fine

Lavender: Ok, that’s great. I wonder if I can still summon my daggers.

Will: possibly

* she flicked her wrist and only one blade, WitherHeart, appeared*

Will: epic.

Lavender: Aw. I guess the other 98,749,209 blades couldn’t appear.

Will: *chuckles then jumps into lava*

Lavender: Oh crap-

Will: Don’t worry! Lava here is basically water

Lavender: If I had MotherHover I could just use her to glide over it.

Will: but that’s no fun

Lavender: I never learned how to swim.

Will: you can learn now

Lavender: Why not. * she jumped in and floated like driftwood*

Huh [insert name here]? What are you doing here?

Will: Oh hey!

What are you doing here?

Will: I could ask the same thing!

You say first

Will: *scratches head* weeeeeeeeeeeeell… it’s complicated but, I work here. What about you

I died

Will: that’s pretty cool

Yeah

Will: anyway, want to check out my place?

Impostor: how the hell are you here [name]?

Will: *sputters* how are YOU here?!

Impostor: I got thrown out of a space ship

Will: that’s terrible. I’m here because I live here

Impostor: what did I even do to get here? The second I got on the ship I was thrown into space

Will: Trust me, I’ve heard a lot of that here *chuckles*

Impostor: did someone say "HEY GOD, PUT THIS GUY IN HELL"?

Will: *giggles* Let me let you in on a secret, either way you’re dead. Hell is cooler than living in cloud land. The only thing you can do in heaven is walk. And sit. That’s about it.

Impostor: in hell I f**kin burn

Will: *jumps in lava* you’re already dead, c’mon

Impostor: fine *falls in the lava*

Will: Lave is basically water here

Impostor: oh ok

Will: cool, huh?

Impostor: yeah I guess

Will: wouldn’t get stuff like this in heaven

Impostor: in heaven you get clouds

Will: in hell you get magma

Impostor: I guess

Will: *shrugs*

Impostor: .-.