...Cross x Dream, Dustberry, and Kustard ("And dussic" - My multishipper ass, 2021) for life...

Why is that ship a thing-

Some QUESTIONABLE fanart of Errorink RUINED MY INNOCENCE

Me irl: and uh sadly questionable cream just why T-T

My poor virgin eyes T^T

me irl: dream is too innocent for that stuff ;-;

Us and Cross shall protect his eyes.

Me irl: yes XD

Oh and BTW Classic x EVERY BLOODY AU OF HIM TO EVERY EXIST exists.

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NO GOD

Just...NO

If I ever see fanart of that im going to grab holy water

Nootmare: >:(

He’s not doing anything so please don’t hurt him T-T

Nootmare: *Angy noises*

Has a bucket of water* I will not hesitate to throw this at you-

Nootmare: HIIIISSSSS

I will-

Grace: So Horror set the kitchen on fire again.
Mama Nootmare: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! Cross, you have been spared for now. Now I have to go kick Horror's butt for setting the kitchen on fire AGAIN.
Cross: TwT

Horror: boss is going to kill me-

Mama Nootmare: HORROOOOORRRRRR!!!!!

Horror: oh f**k-

SHATTERED WHY ARE YOU WATCHING X!CHARA AND CROSS SLEEP.

And yes, Dream. Cross is fine. But when he searched up Cross x Dream, HE HAD TO BLEACH HIS EYES

Shattered mind: well f**k-

Cross: Wait what-

Shattered: F**K-

X!Chara: I'mma go get some chocolate, bye.
Cross: Same......

Well they are going to have nightmares tonight XD

Yep.
O hey, would you look at that, I found QUESTIONABLE Kustard fanart. *proceeds to put holy water in eyes*

Oh god-

People ship you and Shattered-

Yeah Ik you told me that- XD

Oop you got exposed shattered XD

I DUNNO, BUT IT'S GROSS

Wanna know what’s worse I saw a lot of people in gacha shipping cross and killer T-T

*inhales* N O

I’m like: okay yeah no-

N O J U S T N O

It just doesn’t make any sense-

It makes no sense.
I SHIP NIGHTKILLER

Yeah that makes more sense

Though..
I have seen some QUESTIONABLE fan art of it.

Yeah uhh idk what people are thinking or they are just sinners

So some people ship all multiverse frans I’m like OH HECK NO

My heart dies everytime I see it.

Since flowerfell just a so sad au ;-;

Yes

N O O O O O

I ship charisk

BLOODY SAME

Like frans is fine in flowerfell cause flowerfell frisk is basically like 18 years old

IT'S THE ONLY EXCEPTION.
CHARISK FOR LIFE
But there is a Kustard version of Flowerfell in case you are curious

What is the au of this flowefell kustard

this

The fanart makes me wanna cry- XD

Here is proof it exists! END ME

Grabs holy water* want some? XD

Yes! *takes some and pours it into my eyes*

Whoever drew that picture needs to see Jesus

Same for all the people who draw skeleton hentai.

YUP

Dream, YOU ARE TOO INNOCENT TO SEE THAT UNHOLY CRAP

I meant to put irl me but I was too lazy XD)

(EH it's fine)
Dream.

Yes

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE FANDOM

Idk XD

How many bottles of bleach did shattered go through after seeing him shipped with you for the first time?

Idk like 10 he managed to stay alive XD

Dats a lot of bleach

Yeah he just couldn’t take it-

I bet Nightmare was bout' to kill Shattered

Yeah XD

He actually almost did XD

*Cross's screams could be heard*
Uh oh. I think Nightmare caught Cross being a simp.

Nightmare dont kill cross! ;-;

promise me ONE THING

Mk what is it

NEVER search Cross x Dream on Google, OK?

Uh okay-

YOU WILL REGRET IT IF YOU DO.
CROSS DID ONCE.
AND HE HAD TO BLEACH HIS AFTER 1 MINUTE OF SCROLLING

Oh god if cross searched it up and drank bleach then it’s bad so I won’t search it up-

Plus Nightmare almost killed Cross soooooooooo

Is he okay though?! ;-;

yes.
Shattered what have you been doing.

Shattered: uhmmmmm

Cross Chara is like: he’s watching us rn is he? XD

Classic: Of course he did. Also why is Grace T-posing over Shattered?

Oh she always does that

Classic: That makes me concerned.

She has a whole squad for t posing over shattered thing

Classic: That is even more concerning

Mama Nootmare: YOU F**KING IDIOT

Horror mind: yup I’m dead

Mama Nootmare: *Beating the shit out of horror*

Shattered mind: pffft

Grace: *starts T-posing over Shattered* =)

Shattered: OH COME ON! T-T

Grace: Y E S
Mama Nootmare: *STILL MAIMING THE SHIT OUT OF HORROR*

Sips tea*

Classic: I heard screaming- HOLY SHIT-

Horror burned the kitchen down again so yeah