Rozy: what happened-

Apollo: *acts like nothing is wrong* whaattt

Rozy: ya looked panicked there

Apollo: i- i- *he starts crying* i- im fine

Rozy: ya don’t l o o k fine.

Apollo: b-but i am

Rozy: I’m an un-certified therapist, I can tell you’re not fine

Apollo: what does that even mean

Rozy: i dunno, I’m a depressed 22 year old

Apollo: im a depressed and abused 16 y/old

Rozy: so you’re NOT okay

Apollo: oh shit

Rozy: I got kicked out of popo school lel

Apollo: ok ok

Guy: ...

Rozy: so, ready to say goodbye to your sucky life, since I do have the authority to kill a criminal on my liking.

Guy: :o
Apollo: YESSS

Rozy: also, there’s a person who agrees.

Apollo: KILLLL HIMMM
Guy: aaaa

Rozy: aight *kills*

Apollo: hehehehhehe

Rozy: when do I tell him I’m not a cop?

Apollo: wait what

Rozy: dude, I’m a conjurer, I pulled that thing outa nowhere

Guy: woah shit im sorry i thought you were her friend
Apollo: IM A MAN

Rozy: assuming gender? Really? It’s clear to see that he’s a man. Now, I’m going to need you to put your hands up *holds up gun*

guy: *runs inside* COPS ARE HERE

Rozy: really? *sigh* things are gonna get messy then *eyes turn white*

Guy: *grabing everything and running*

Rozy: *teleports in front of him* resisting arrest is a crime, yknow

Guy: AHH

Rozy: so far you have committed 2 crimes, and you assumed gender. Who knows what else you might have done. We’re talking 30 years in jail here, dude

Guy: no please no

Rozy: well, ya can’t change the past.

Apollo: no

Rozy: but you said you were depressed and abused

Apollo: i- shit

Rozy: I have the power

Apollo: ok but what ever you do DONT GO IN THERE, they put me in a maid costume and made me do things

Rozy: they did? *takes out gun*

apollow nods: mhm

Rozy: wait here. *walks to door*

*a guy opens the door* huh guess we got fresh meet

Rozy: hey big guy. I have come to believe that you have sexually abused this young man here and I’m going to have to ask you to cooperate *pulls out police thingy*

Cherry: I- are you okay? (Ignore the meme TwT)

Cory: You okay?

Apollo: u-uhh kinda

Cory: You sure?

apollo starts to cry: no

Cory: What happened?

apollo: he made me wear this and- do things

apollo: o-ok

(Cory knocks on the door.)

a guy opens the door: hey look fresh meet

Cory: Hey, you f**king asshole. I heard you sexually abused that kid over there.

Guy: yeah so

(Cory pulls out a knife, and cuts the guy's stomach open. The guy's still alive, though.)

Guy: *pain* what the hell

(Cory grabs the guy's intestines and starts strangling the guy with them.)

guy: *dies*
apollo: ...

Cory: *heavily breathing*

apollo slowly backs away

(Cory puts the knife away, but Cory's face is covered in blood.)
Cory: Sorry about that...

apollo: i-its o

k