why not?

Adam: .-.

axolotl: :P

Adam: Hi.

Axolotl: :P

Adam: *confused* Why am I here-

Axolotl: *bites Adam's fingers* NOM!

Adam: O W

Axolotl: *does not let go*

Adam: H E L P

Axolotl: *keeps biting*

Adam: S T A P

Axolotl: *is slowly starting to eat your fingers*

Adam: RED HELP

Axolotl: *making its way to eating your hand*

Red: It’s too cute to kill tho

Adam: *grabs the Axolotl* GET OFF.

Axolotol: *now is eating your arm*

Red: *grabs a pistol and fires a warning shot right beside the Axolotl*

Axolotl: *speeds up the process of eating adam*

Adam: AGH-

Axolotl: *finishes eating adam*

Red: ……

Axolotl: *angry axolotl noises* (translation: THE F**K YOU LOOKIN' AT!?)

Red: *aims a gun at the axolotl* YOU JUST ATE THE ALTERNATE UNIVERSE VERSION OF ME!

Axolotl: *launches self at red's face and starts nibbling his face*

Red: *shoots it off his face*

*instead of shooting the axolotl you accidentally shot yourself in the face*

Red: …ow. *dies*

Axolotl: *eats read whole*

*red

Dust: *randomly appears* …what the hell. Welp, guess I have to do this. *everything seems to start from the beginning, the Axolotl remembers everything*

Adam: .-.

Axolotl: *angry axolotl noises* (translation: THE F**K YOU LOOKIN' AT!?)

Cooper; *pets*

Axolotl: -v-

Cooper: *picks it up*

Axolotl: :3

Cooper: do you need food

Axolotl: *bites your fingers*

Cooper: ow what the hell

Axolotl: *keeps biting*

Cooper; *runs and grabs some fish* here eat this instead

Axolotl: *refuses to eat the fish and makes a face of disgust* BLEAH!

Cooper: what do you rat

Eat*

Axolotl: *points to sushi*

Cooper: *give it sushi*

Axolotl: *eats it*

Cooper: *orders a axolotl tank on amazon*

Axolotl: *sleeping*

Cooper: *gets the tank and sets it up*

Axolotl: -v-

Cooper; *tries to put them in it*

Axolotl: *starts eating your fingers*

Cooper: stop

Axolotl: *slides into tank*

Cooper: good now do you have a name

Axolotl: *shakes head for no*

Cooper; want more sushi?

Axolotl: *nods*

Cooper: *gives them a whole lot of sushi*

Axolotl: *eats like a savage preadator*

Cooper: cute

Axolotl: >:3

Cooper: I’m going to sleep *gets in his bed*

*next morning. The axolotl is sleeping on your face*

Cooper: uhhh

Axolotl: -v-

Cooper: is my face now a bed

Axolotl: *nods and still sleeping*

Cooper: cute

Axolotl: zZZzzZZzzZzzzZzzzzZZZZzzzzzZZZZzz

Cooper: I can’t make sushi with you on my face

Axolotl: *slides off your face*

Cooper: *makes sushi*

Axolotl: *sleeping in tank*

Cooper: *finishes the sushi*

Axolotl: *eats the sushi*

Cooper: good little axolotl

Axolotl: :3

Cooper: *leaves the hose*

House*