why not?

ItS tHe AxOlOtL fRoM mInEcRaFt

POV: double axolotol
Greenie: -w-

Axolotl: UvU

Greenie: '-'

Axolotl: :P

me: *scream* GUYS I FOUND AN AXOLOTL

Axolotl: :P

*frantically searches for a bucket, puts water and picks it up, petting it*

Axolotl: *bites your fingers*

me; * doesn't care and takes it out of the cave, going back to the base

Axolotl: *still keeps biting*

once we get back, I put it in a small tank
me: just for now, you'll stay here
*gives tropical fish*

Axolotl: *makes a disgusted face* BLEEAAAH!

me: :O what would you rather eat?

*the next day you see the room the axolotl was in was messed up except for the tank*

me: >:O NAUGHTY NAUGHTY!

Axolotl: *points to sushi*

me: wait there's sushi in minecraft? ... wHaTeVeR I shall give it to it since it's an axolotl and it wants it
*passes blocky sushi*

Axolotl: -w-

me: lemme build you your tank right outside of mine, it'll be huge!

Axolotl: *eats it*

me: :O SO CUTE! I promise to build you a better tank! as soon as I get enough sand and smelt it all!

Axolotl: >:c

me: don't do that, how'd you get out of the tank anyways?

Axolotl: >:3

me: ur grounded >:(

Axolotl: *stares at you with their unending evilly beady eyes*

me: don't do that.

Axolotl: :D

Axolotl: *starts pleading for more sushi*

me: *gives 83829174678234 more peices of sushi so that it won't have to ask again for the next 2 days* I'll go get some sand, cya tomorrow :D* takes a shovel and a sword and leaves*

*the next day. you find the axolotl in their tank with a bloody knife and all the walls were smeared in blood. there were writings on the walls with blood. one of them said FED MEH!

me: aw, just like me :D
*gives 1 sushi*
me: I can't stay mad at u forever :DD

Axolotl: *launches self and tries to eat your face*

me: *picks it up and puts back in tank* nope

Axolotl: *axolotl noises* (translation: (image) )

me: *takes away sushi* no u >:C

Bennie: :/

Axolotl: UvU

Bennie: ^w^

Axolotl: :3

Bennie: *puts tail on you*

Axolotl: *does the same* >:3

Bennie; *nuzzles*

Axolotl: *nuzzles as well*

Bennie: :3

*in the end both of them succeed in the mating dance*

Bennie: :)

Axolotl: *tries to do a mating dance*

(this is what they actually do lol

Bennie: *sits and watches*

Axolotl: :D

Bennie: *jumps around*

Axolotl: *circles around beanie happily*

Bennie: *sits*

Axolotl: *cuddles with bennie*

Bennie: *happy noises*

Axolotl: *licks Bennie*

Bennie: <3

Axolotl: *MATING DANCE INTENSIFIES*

Bennie: *joins in*

Axolotl: :D

Bennie: *licks them again*

Axolotl: :3

Bennie: *axolotl noise* (translation: so are we mates now)

Axolotl: :D

Bennie: *licks them*

Axolotl: *knows that if they mess up. they won't be able to be mates so they try their best not to mess up*

Bennie: *focuses on not messing up*

Axolotl: <3

Bennie: <3

Axolotl: *licks them aswell*

Bennie: *cuddles*

Axolotl: *more axolotol noises* (translation: Yup! we are! :D

Bennie: ^w^

Axolotl: <3

Bennie; *closes his eyes*