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I USED TO ROLL THE DICE FEEL MY DICK IN MY ENEMIES ASS LISTEN AS THE CROWD WOULD SING NOW THE OLD KING IS DEAD LOL ONE MINUTE I HELD MY NUTS THEN MY BALLS WERE CLOSED ON ME AND I DISCOVERED SANS UPON PILLARS OF SALT AND PILLARS OF SALT AND PILLARS OF SALT AND PILLARS OF SALT I HEAR JACKIE CHAN SINGING OMAE WAMU SHINDEIRU BEAT MY MEAT MY SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS FOR SOME REASON I CAN'T EXPLAIN WHY WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY WHERE GAMERS DON'T RULE THE WORLD