art not mine

Cookie: ok! Also is it ok if I bring Bendy here?

Bendy: howdy!

Edd: But then there'd be 6 or 7 people, and I don't think Kawaii can handle all those people. She's super self conscious and she's extremely shy now that the purrmanent damage on her eye from child abuse back when she was younger is seeping out again and she normally can't stand being with 7 or more people... So sorry, but no, you can't bring Bendy... Sorry, but Kawaii's my best friend and I don't want her to feel umcomfurtable...

Bendy: Oh there will be a way to make it 7 *he takes a knife*

Cookie: BENDY WTF!? WHY’D YOU BRING A KNIFE!?

Bendy: just because :) I also accidentally let a spirit in your house that steals and eats all your cake :P

Cookie: BENDY!!!!!

Edd: take that away
Edd: COOKIE DO SOMETHING
Kawaii(telepathy): oh, funk off, bendy. cookie, deal with him befur someone dies.

Cookie: you guys have bacon soup?

Edd: no but i bet Kawaii can summon some
Kawaii: *summons bacon soup* here

Cookie: *throws bacon soup out the door*

Bendy: BACON SOUP! *runs out the door and grabs the soup*

Cookie: *closes the door*

Edd: wow okay so he loves bacon soup
Kawaii: *teleports over* i still find that kinda gross. i like my cola and bacon SEPURRATE
Edd: WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY "MY COLA"?! THE COLA'S MINE!
Kawaii: jeez Edd relax i don't mean actual cola teh only different is that yours is actual cola. when I say MY COLA, i'm saying that my kind of cola is a special drink only i can prefurm with my won galaxy powers-- cola slurpee flavored alcohol. also don't ask about why it's alcohol, the world just decided to make me and Tom very coincidentally related.

Cookie: ._.

Kawaii: anyway we're off topic cya *teleports back to Edd's house*
Edd: okay the sleepover will start at about 6:30 PM. yes i know thats kinda early but it's 5:30 PM right now and Kawaii's not mentally prepared right now

Cookie: i knew i was too early….

*they hear voices in the fridge*

Cookie: why do i hear voices in the fridge?

Cyan: Huh, might as well bring the others while im at it

Edd: How many people?

Cyan: Three others

Edd: But then there'd be 8 or 9 people, and I don't think Kawaii can handle all those people. She's super self conscious and she's extremely shy now that the purrmanent damage on her eye from child abuse back when she was younger is seeping out again and she normally can't stand being with many humans, considering she has a bad relationship with them... So sorry, but no, you can't bring them... Sorry, but Kawaii's my best friend and I don't want her to feel umcomfurtable...

Cyan: but were shapes though...

Edd: oh ok i couldn't tell lol

Cyan: So is that ok?

Edd: yep if Kawaii's ok with it
Kawaii(telepathy): anything but humans. now i know that you, Edd, and your 3 friends are humans, but i'm not scared of you because teh future intended us to be friends

Cyan: Could you tell her were not humans?

Kawaii: I KNOW YOU'RE NOT HUMANS YOU'RE SHAPES

Cyan: I'll take that as a yes

Edd: okay the sleepover will start at about 6:30 PM. yes i know thats kinda early but it's 5:30 PM right now and Kawaii's not mentally prepared right now

Cyan: oh ok, i see

Kawaii: *yeets GPS at them* come or be late

Cyan: How the hell did you throw that through the phone!?

Kawaii: this isn't a phone bozo its called the three T's i normally use. telikinisis, teleportation, and telepathy.

Cyan: oh ok whoops lol

Kawaii: now as i said go to his house or be late

Cyan: Ok i guess

*You ring the doorbell.
Edd: *goes to open it* oh hi we're having some technical difficulties but come on in! just be careful of tripping over Kawaii who's laughing her head off on the floor because she reread a part in a book she couldn't stop laughing at, Tord who's shooting teh random coffee maker that flew down from teh sky, Tom's who's trying to harpoon Matt's mirror and Matt's crying "noooooooooooooooooooo" because he wants Tom to stop harpooning his mirror. Only Kawaii can fix this ruckus, but she's laughing super hard and I don't know how to fix any of this.

Psy: Sounds like a f**kin mess to me mate
Tri: Shut up aussie

Kawaii: *stops wheezing* oh, oh god...
Kawaii: *uses her telekinesis to stop teh situation and put everything back in place*
Edd: so whos up fur truth and dare
Kawaii: OOH OOH ME!
Tom: lame
Matt: i like my pretty face more
Tord: i don't really wanna play either...
Edd: okay, but why not though?
*Edd and Kawaii's eyes glow red and demonic holy music plays.
Tom: we don't trust you with out LIVES.
Tord: yeah you guys are probably gonna make us swallow a quarter or something
Matt: :o
Kawaii: now isn't that the most random assumption i've ever heard.

Pent: O_O
Cyan: idk what going on here tbh

Tom: me neither
Kawaii: what? this is normally what happens every funking day.
Edd: no its not
Tord: why are we playing anyway i told u i didnt wanna play
Kawaii: well too bad its play or die
Tom and Matt: uhhhhhhh who goes first

Psy: I suddenly dont wanna be here anymore
Pent: Were not going anywhere lad

Kawaii: I'll go. Tom, truth or dare?
Tom: Dare...?
Kawaii: I dare you to kiss Tord :3
Tom: NO NO NO NOOOO

Cyan: Ill go with dare

Kawaii: Cyan I dare you to dab

Cyan: uugghh, fine
*She dabs*
Cyan: I hope you're happy now

Kawaii: aight its your turn cyan who do you pick to do a truth or dare

Cyan: Alright, I dare Psy to shut the f**k up

Kawaii: :|

Psy: *Angry aussie noises*

Kawaii: *nibbles pizza* so whos next

Tro: ill go, i dare edd to watch thankskilling, which is a god-awful movie

Edd: we dont have that and no i want truth

Tri: Oh ok, do you like your ships? cuz im fine with them cuz i dont really watch eddsworld that much anymore

Edd: I don't mind the ships. Tord and Tom and the angy haters here.

Tri: huh

Kawaii: never mind.
Kawaii: cyan, truth or dare?

Cyan: Truth

Kawaii: have you ever killed anyone?

Cyan: Idk if blixer counts or not, cuz he basically came back from the dead, but not as a zombie

Kawaii: oh
Kawaii: IS ANYONE HERE WILLING TO DO A DARE?!

Tri: I will

Kawaii: I was just kidding... I furgot my dares and I'm out of truths so what now

Cyan: idk lol